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  • #16
    Originally posted by the spindoctor View Post
    fuuuuuuuuuuuu...
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    • #17
      I had one drop down from my visor on his web in my old cobra. I just about totaled that bitch. I got out like Clark Grizwold when he find out the grandma was dead.
      Originally posted by Nash B.
      Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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      • #18
        Oh man i hate spiders!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by the spindoctor View Post
          I love the first reply on there...

          "You have two options: 1 move, as far away as possible; 2 burn the house."
          "We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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          • #20
            Originally posted by the spindoctor View Post
            Fuck all of that!!

            Small spiders don't bother me, unless they get on me; and tarantulas don't bother me at all, generally because I see them a little easier.

            But when some giant fucking spider is just there, and I see it........wow.

            If I would have looked up and seen that thing in my house, I may have had a heart attack.
            Matts1911SA - XBox Live Gamertag

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            • #21
              I like how the video camera just fell to the ground. Because that would have been me!! I would have came back 10 days later to see he was ok!!

              Screw spiders!! If I found one in my truck I wouldn't drive it for a few days.

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              • #22
                Fucking FUCK that. Where the shit do you live?

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                • #23
                  I was putting a hub assembly on a 3/4 ton dodge last year and saw a stringy spider web and sure enough I found the black bitch hiding . She got fired .
                  I have a great dislike for black widow spiders.
                  89 mustang coupe at the house now ..... SOLD
                  97 F-250 HD crew cab shorty 4x4 overfueled for your pleasure ................

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                  • #24
                    TxDOT has meters for measuring the density of the road bed during construction, the meters have a small amount of a radioactive material in them, therefore, they have to be kept in a 'bunker'. This consists of a sealed CMU box where all this radioactive shit is.

                    To the fun part, I walked into the bunker one morning to get my tool and something caught my eye. Hanging in the corner between an I beam and the wall was the biggest effin black widow I've ever seen. Legs and all outstretched it was almost as big as a cd. The body was about the size of a ping pong ball (I'm guessing, because after we were finished the legs and a mush of body were about all that was left). I don't think I've ever moved that fast getting out of a room in my life. I guess the minute amount of radioactive leakage worked wonders for this widows growth.

                    I was cautious from there on out when I opened that door.
                    G'Day Mate

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Grimpala View Post
                      TxDOT has meters for measuring the density of the road bed during construction, the meters have a small amount of a radioactive material in them, therefore, they have to be kept in a 'bunker'. This consists of a sealed CMU box where all this radioactive shit is.

                      To the fun part, I walked into the bunker one morning to get my tool and something caught my eye. Hanging in the corner between an I beam and the wall was the biggest effin black widow I've ever seen. Legs and all outstretched it was almost as big as a cd. The body was about the size of a ping pong ball (I'm guessing, because after we were finished the legs and a mush of body were about all that was left). I don't think I've ever moved that fast getting out of a room in my life. I guess the minute amount of radioactive leakage worked wonders for this widows growth.

                      I was cautious from there on out when I opened that door.
                      You know you could have been Spiderman right?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by talisman View Post
                        Fucking FUCK that. Where the shit do you live?
                        Just outside of Honolulu Hawaii...tropical paradise, where the beaches are big, and the insects are bigger.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by GSXRK5 View Post
                          You know you could have been Spiderman right?
                          LMFAO!!!!!!!!

                          Generally I am not afraid of spiders. However if one jumps on me, you can bet your sweet ass that I'll be screaming louder than my 4yo niece!


                          Now snakes!! FUCK A BUNCH OF THAT!!!!!!!!

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                          • #28
                            Anybody else's skin crawling at all?

                            Fuck all bugs, snakes, etc. I don't really remember seeing any spiders around my place - cats must eat them or keep them away I guess. My scream like a girl moment was from a big ass scorpion. I was sitting on the couch, just about to take my first sip of my morning coffee and that fucker was bee-lining it up my arm. Frantic swiping resulted to throwing my full coffee, not seeing where the bastard landed, and having to play hide and seek to try and find it.

                            Fuck bugs.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by clevelandkid View Post
                              Anybody else's skin crawling at all?

                              Fuck all bugs, snakes, etc. I don't really remember seeing any spiders around my place - cats must eat them or keep them away I guess. My scream like a girl moment was from a big ass scorpion. I was sitting on the couch, just about to take my first sip of my morning coffee and that fucker was bee-lining it up my arm. Frantic swiping resulted to throwing my full coffee, not seeing where the bastard landed, and having to play hide and seek to try and find it.

                              Fuck bugs.
                              Had a similar situation, sitting in a recliner at my parents house playing Gamecube.

                              Damn thing came up the side of the recliner in BATTLEMODE. I simultaneously screamed like a bitch, tipped the recliner over, and proceeded to destroy the gamecube controller killing the scorpion.

                              My dad turned red and cried he was laughing so hard.
                              Matts1911SA - XBox Live Gamertag

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                              • #30
                                I hate jumping spiders. They are the meanest looking. I always thought they could kill someone by biting them.

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