I just got attacked....

[eastsidetorino]

By a fucking cane spider (Huntsman spider in oz).



Damn thing was behind the visor in my car...fell into my lap...I squealed like a little girl, pulled to the side of the road, and found the damn thing had vanished into thin air. Anyway, this is the first one that has shown up inside my car, and I hope it will be the last....I can deal with spiders, but GIFUCKINGNORMOUS spiders as big as your hand that like to ambush you....No thanks. BTW...I found out these spiders have a "mating call.." SPIDERS SHOULDNT MAKE NOISE!!!

[Slow Five-O]

Lmao at the pic.

F That.

[the spindoctor]

reminds me of this. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

[jdgregory84]

Fuck spiders. Too many eyes, too many legs.

[eastsidetorino]

reminds me of this. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

same kind of spider...the one that fell on me was a little smaller...but not much...

[jdgregory84]

Holy shit, the spider in that vid was fast.

[HarrisonTX]

reminds me of this. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

Holy shit. The girls scream was awesome. "daddy be careful"

Man, I wonder how I'd approach that. Bruce Lee quickness, or creep up ever so fucking slow. Either way is failure I assume.

[71chevellejohn]

and to make your skin crawl:

[ram57ta]

I woulda sprayed that fucker with RAID because it was inside. If it were outside....HAHAHAHAHAHA.....it would have a nice tan.

[jdgregory84]

That and being a 40 year old man, looking in the mirror only to realize, you're growing tits.

(Stolen from Louis C.K.)

[71chevellejohn]

I woulda sprayed that fucker with RAID because it was inside. If it were outside....HAHAHAHAHAHA.....it would have a nice tan.

Fuck raid...

[LS1Goat]

ouch.

[Baba Ganoush]

When i tore into a coupe i brought home from California, I got a surprise.

I pulled my driver's side fender off, and was working in the wheel well when i felt something lightly crawl down my arm. I turn and look and its a big ass black widow.

I guess it stowed away in whatever that covered box is under the driver's fender. Scared the piss outta me, and my buddy, and I had just started tearing it down. I was very cautious from then on.

[krazy kris]

reminds me of jim carrey in me myself and Irene

[JC316]

When i tore into a coupe i brought home from California, I got a surprise.

I pulled my driver's side fender off, and was working in the wheel well when i felt something lightly crawl down my arm. I turn and look and its a big ass black widow.

I guess it stowed away in whatever that covered box is under the driver's fender. Scared the piss outta me, and my buddy, and I had just started tearing it down. I was very cautious from then on.

Ugh, do not want. Few summers back when we had the major rain, I was moving some wood chips into my chicken pen. There was a lawn sprinkler sitting on top of the wood chips, so I grabbed it and was going to toss it aside when I felt the web. After dancing around like a sissy girl, I finally flipped it over and saw the biggest goddamn black widow in the world. It looked like a black ping pong ball with legs.