cat stuck on top of utility pole

[Rick Modena]

yes, but how do you feel about cats?

I'd rather have a cat than a dog. Dogs do nothing but bark at every fucking little noise, the door bell rings, barkbarkbarkbark. Someone closes ANY door, barkbarkbarkbark. A cop, amberlamps, firetruck, BARKBARK FUCKING HOOOOOOWWWWWLLLL!!!!

FUCK DOGS! They eat their own shit and their owners eat it too, cause as soon as they get done eating their own shit they come right up and lick thier owners face, nose and mouth. Any dog owner to me dictates they go ASS to Mouth. If you're not home to let them out because your running late, they will shit and piss in your house. Forget having nice things because they will chew whatever and they don't give a shit how much it cost or if it was an heirloom pillow your aunt Jenny left you in her will. FUCK DOGS!


Damn Levi, now I feel better, I wish I had some 10.0 mg hydros...

[talisman]

Not sure what was wrong with whatever dog you owned, but I don't have any of those problems with mine.

[Jester]

I'd rather have a cat than a dog. Dogs do nothing but bark at every fucking little noise, the door bell rings, barkbarkbarkbark. Someone closes ANY door, barkbarkbarkbark. A cop, amberlamps, firetruck, BARKBARK FUCKING HOOOOOOWWWWWLLLL!!!!

FUCK DOGS! They eat their own shit and their owners eat it too, cause as soon as they get done eating their own shit they come right up and lick thier owners face, nose and mouth. Any dog owner to me dictates they go ASS to Mouth. If you're not home to let them out because your running late, they will shit and piss in your house. Forget having nice things because they will chew whatever and they don't give a shit how much it cost or if it was an heirloom pillow your aunt Jenny left you in her will. FUCK DOGS!


Damn Levi, now I feel better, I wish I had some 10.0 mg hydros...

quit lying, you just like the fluffiness.

[Chili]

Not sure what was wrong with whatever dog you owned, but I don't have any of those problems with mine.

Poor training.

[talisman]

Poor training.

Sounds like it.

[bcoop]

Poor training.

Some dogs can't be trained. I'm about to drop my fucking boxer off at the goddamn super buffet. Piece of shit, he is.

[Rick Modena]

Some dogs can't be trained. I'm about to drop my fucking boxer off at the goddamn super buffet. Piece of shit, he is.

lmao, see!

[Chili]

Some dogs can't be trained. I'm about to drop my fucking boxer off at the goddamn super buffet. Piece of shit, he is.

Haha, I was just kidding for the most part. I'm sure there are plenty of good boxers out there, but every one that I have encountered was a huge PITA.

[bcoop]

lmao, see!

They are right though. 99% of the time, it's poor training. I seriously think this stupid ass dog is inbred. Inbred or not, he's still retarded and incapable or learning.

[Mike]

Some dogs can't be trained. I'm about to drop my fucking boxer off at the goddamn super buffet. Piece of shit, he is.

I've said similiar things about mine. He's getting older now, so he isn't as bad.

[Chili]

They are right though. 99% of the time, it's poor training. I seriously think this stupid ass dog is inbred. Inbred or not, he's still retarded and incapable or learning.

That is my fear of getting a "pure breed" dog.. Too much potential for inbreeding that will fuck them up. I hear too many stories about people who pay out the ass for a dog with papers and they have nothing but behavioral and health problems.

Genetic diversity FTW!

[bcoop]

LMAO! I've said similiar things about mine. He's getting older now, and had finally stopped acting up all the time.

I don't know if he's acting out, because he's still pissed I had his balls chopped off, or what. But I've been beyond tired of his shenanigans. The only dog I've ever owned that will piss and shit in his kennel, not give a fuck, and lay down in it. It doesn't make any sense.

I got him neutered at the end of November, so for 15 days, he was running around in the e-collar. I couldn't handle the guilt of putting him in his kennel with the e-collar on, so I left him out during the days. He did really well. Then when the e-collar came off, I left him out while I ran the kid to school one day. He had gone out twice that morning. He pissed twice, and shit three times in my living room floor. Mind you, I'm 5 minutes round trip from the school. I figured he may have had an upset stomach, and let it slide. The next day, I left him out in the house for 3 hours. He somehow got in to my son's room, and my daughter's, destroyed 6 pairs of shoes, 4 stuffed animals, and shit and pissed all over the place. I've never wanted to kill a dog, but I do right now.

[Rick Modena]

I actually like dogs, other peoples dogs. The real reason that I dont prefer dogs is that im allergic to their dander, as long as I'm not rolling around the ground with them or at a house where there a three or more, i'm usually OK.
My gramps said dogs are to kept outside, he had a few, so have I, but they have all been outdoor pets.

[talisman]

That isn't a bad dog, Brent. That's revenge.

[bcoop]

That isn't a bad dog, Brent. That's revenge.

I'll be the one with the last laugh when they serve that mother fucker up as Beef & Broccoli at China Star Buffet!


Besides, the pissing and shitting in his kennel has been going on since he was a puppy. He's over fucking 18 months old now! Every day, when I get home, the kennel has to be taken apart and washed. And he has to get a bath.