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    64-oz. Stainless Steel Flask for $10 + free shipping
    Buy D Best Incorporated via Amazon offers Prime members the Maxam 64-oz. Stainless Steel Flask for $9.72 with free shipping. (Non-members can spend $25 or more to qualify for free shipping; otherwise, shipping costs $6.19.) That's the lowest total price we could find by $24. Sales tax is added where applicable. It's 12" tall.
    [ame]http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00133YSUQ?tag=dealnewscom&m=A1I528CNKHIJI9[/ame]
    Token Split Tail

    Originally posted by slow99
    Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
    Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
    You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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    I'm a clown who likes a 10-12 oz. nip at the spirits every now and again, before each performance, or when I'm alone. I can say that this flask is perfect for me. My other flasks were always getting lost in my comically oversized pants pockets amidst the confetti, balloon animals, and ropes of colored handkerchiefs. It was nearly impossible for me to quickly find and swig from these puny things, not to mention they did almost nothing to satiate my thirst for liquid comedy. I tried just using the bottles my zany sauce was originally packaged in, but quickly found I needed something more discreet when performing before uptight prudish children and the priggish parents who love to scream and yell about their morals. Not to mention glass is breakable. That doesn't combine well with my specialty trick, constant pratfalls and collapsing in heaps. Then I found this 64 oz. paragon of discretion, and my hollow void now has one shining object. I've incorporated my frequent swigs into the act, and the stupid kids are none the wiser. I mean, it's opaque. They don't know what's in there, and I keep getting funnier until I somehow wake up in the park.
    How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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    • #3
      Present!

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      • #4
        Kinda blurry ATM.
        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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        • #5
          Holy shit! Check out the buy all three option for $27.45!
          ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Yale View Post
            Holy shit! Check out the buy all three option for $27.45!
            Dont see that option.

            I recondition headlights on most cars for $50.00. If interested shoot me a pm.

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            • #7
              A 64oz flask is fucking huge. Where the hell are you gonna put it?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Thehead View Post
                Dont see that option.
                Frequently Bought Together
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                Price For All Three: $27.45

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                This item: Giant Flask - Stainless Steel 64 oz by Top Shelf Flasks $10.00
                SE HQ93 Stainless Steel Funnel for Flasks by SE $2.95
                SE 8 oz. Stainless Steel Hip Flask (Pkg. of 6) by SE $14.50
                Token Split Tail

                Originally posted by slow99
                Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MattB View Post
                  A 64oz flask is fucking huge. Where the hell are you gonna put it?
                  In your butt, duh!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MattB View Post
                    A 64oz flask is fucking huge. Where the hell are you gonna put it?
                    in the pocket of yo' triple fat goose..

                    -k

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Thehead View Post
                      Dont see that option.
                      There was only one left when I looked earlier.

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