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  • Damn the Luck

    This would be my shit luck if I was in that situation.


    CANONSBURG, Pa. -
    State police say a man twice tried to kill himself on Interstate 79 in southwestern Pennsylvania before going to work.

    The Associated Press is not identifying the 22-year-old Washington, Pa. man because of the nature of the incidents, but police say he first tried to end his life by jumping out of a moving vehicle that was driving him to work in Canonsburg, about 15 miles south of Pittsburgh. That happened about 7:45 a.m. Tuesday.

    About a half hour later, police say the man stepped over a guide rail into the path of a tractor-trailer which tried to avoid the man but knocked him out of his shoes.

    Troopers from the Washington barracks say the man jumped up, grabbed his shoes, slid down a hillside and walked to work. He was since been flown to a Pittsburgh hospital.



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    How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?


  • #2
    Lol. He still went to work.
    Originally posted by talisman
    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
    Originally posted by AdamLX
    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    Because fuck you, that's why
    Originally posted by 80coupe
    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
    Originally posted by Rick Modena
    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
      Lol. He still went to work.
      Of course. If you can't die, you gots to get paid.

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      • #4
        How strange. I Bet drugs were involved.
        Originally posted by BradM
        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
        Originally posted by Leah
        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
          How strange. I Bet drugs were involved.
          Sounds more like awesome was involved.

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          • #6
            lol, driven through Canonsburg many a time. Probably a depressed Steelers fan.

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            • #7
              Things to do this morning:

              [X] Wake up
              [X] Eat breakfast
              [ ] Jump out of moving vehicle; die
              [ ] If jump fails, stop a vehicle with body
              [X] Cant die? Fuck it, go to work
              Originally posted by talisman
              I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
              Originally posted by AdamLX
              If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              Because fuck you, that's why
              Originally posted by 80coupe
              nice dick, Idrivea4banger
              Originally posted by Rick Modena
              ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
              Originally posted by Jester
              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                things to do this morning:

                [x] wake up
                [x] eat breakfast
                [ ] jump out of moving vehicle; die
                [ ] if jump fails, stop a vehicle with body
                [x] cant die? Fuck it, go to work
                lol

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                • #9
                  I think if we knew what his job was we could tell if this was warranted or not.
                  Originally posted by Nash B.
                  Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                    I think if we knew what his job was we could tell if this was warranted or not.
                    Project Manager at GE.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Mike View Post
                      Project Manager at GE.
                      Justified.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                        I think if we knew what his job was we could tell if this was warranted or not.
                        I think this was Dan Bishop, Project Manager at GE, he was committing suicide because he has butt sex with 7 year old boys while choking himself.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                          How strange. I Bet drugs were involved.
                          Originally posted by Mike View Post
                          Sounds more like awesome was involved.

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