Not really wanting this to turn in to a religious discussion....

[Jester]

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the devil himself that killed THE GREATEST ROCK BAND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[JFurst]

but can you fucking imagine what the Vatican has in it's locked up vaults!? I have heard they have unedited versions of the Bible and other amazing stuff in there. Frustrating that the world cannot have access to this knowledge. This should not be hidden, it should be for everyone to see.

Locked vaults? Where?

[JFurst]

someone explain the Arc to me. Since there is no such thing as evolution, how the hell did Noah fit millions of animals on that boat? How did he keep the lions from eating the goats? did he bring more than two goats to feed the lions?

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Measure its length, you will be amazed its size and stature.

How do you know God didnt curb their appetite and desires? If he can flood the earth he can easily curb and animals appetite. He brought 2 of every animal.

[Jester]

Here ya go, Louis CK already asked these questions

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lmao holy shit!

[Jester]

Locked vaults? Where?

in the vatican...

[UserX]

Here ya go, Louis CK already asked these questions

OMFG that was hilarious!!

[talisman]

Here ya go, Louis CK already asked these questions

Wow. That even shocked me. Nice one, Louis. lmfao

[TexasDevilDog]

Still would like to see a book that a bunch of cocksuckers didnt fuck with to fit their needs and beliefs.

What could you possibly do with documents written in mostly unspoken Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek?

[Mysticcobrakilla]

Measure its length, you will be amazed its size and stature.

How do you know God didnt curb their appetite and desires? If he can flood the earth he can easily curb and animals appetite. He brought 2 of every animal.

"What the fuck is a cubit"

[The King]

"What the fuck is a cubit"

Not googling here, but I think it was the length of the sitting Pharoahs forearm.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

Not googling here, but I think it was the length of the sitting Pharoahs forearm.

NOAH!!







WHAT?


Old Bill Cosby comedy skit

[The King]

NOAH!!







WHAT?


Old Bill Cosby comedy skit

Never saw that skit, but I did see Bill Cosby at the Bass Hall a few years ago.

[Jester]

What could you possibly do with documents written in mostly unspoken Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek?

pay someone to read them to me.

[Pro88LX]

pay someone to read them to me.

and rely on an interpriter of an obsolete language to interprit correctly, thus being back at square one? Seems legit.

[KCHAR]

"What the fuck is a cubit"

I found this online: The royal cubit was 523 to 529 mm (20.6 to 20.8 in) in length,[1] and was subdivided into 7 palms of 4 digits each, for a 28-part measure in total.