Not really wanting this to turn in to a religious discussion....

[Jester]

really man, i need to bring you into the marcionite church. You are ripe to be a bishop.

[Bassics]

Why else did they fight having their Bible translated from Latin which only they & highly educated people of the time (of which there weren't many) into local languages. They fought that shit with a vengeance.

hmm kind of like a similar issue in the US where people get upset that a private company might put spanish marketing on one side of the box and english on the other side in an effort to control costs and combat brand piracy....

[Pro88LX]

Bash the hair bands all you want, but if someone speaks ill of T'Pau or Cameo, I'm going to lose my shit. Word up.

Whats with all this back and forth about music. you make me work to keep up with this thread.

[Jester]

Zoroaster may have been an influence but there is no evidence that the monotheistic tendency didn't originate in Syria and move eastward instead of the other way

although, it could be that one thing you and your billionaire financed mercs might find are things that the vatican has been hiding which would prove that zoroastrianism is of greek origin and marcionites where the first true monotheists...

did you get lost on your way to the Harvard website and end up in retardville with all of us? stop fucking up a cool thread based on speculation with shit that none of us can begin to even have a discussion with you about. say something more like "I think they may have aliens there" or something like that.

[BradM]

remind me to kill you.

god bless.

With kindness?

[ELVIS]

With kindness?

aquanet!

god bless.

[Bassics]

did you get lost on your way to the Harvard website and end up in retardville with all of us? stop fucking up a cool thread based on speculation with shit that none of us can begin to even have a discussion with you about. say something more like "I think they may have aliens there" or something like that.

I don't have to think that because I know they do.

And the vatican is not letting you onto the real truth; the aliens are attcking not because they want our fat girls, but because deep beneath the pacific ocean in the stone city of R'lyeh lies the dormant being who should not be named.

There I said it. I spilled the beans. My vatican handlers will come to exterminate me soon. happy now?

[Tyrone Biggums]

Zoroaster may have been an influence but there is no evidence that the monotheistic tendency didn't originate in Syria and move eastward instead of the other way

although, it could be that one thing you and your billionaire financed mercs might find are things that the vatican has been hiding which would prove that zoroastrianism is of greek origin and marcionites where the first true monotheists...

Posts like these make me glad I brought my monacle and Grey Poupon to help me through this thread.

[BradM]

aquanet!

god bless.

And a lighter? You can style my body hair cause I'm one bald sum bitch.

[Jester]

I don't have to think that because I know they do.

And the vatican is not letting you onto the real truth; the aliens are attcking not because they want our fat girls, but because deep beneath the pacific ocean in the stone city of R'lyeh lies the dormant being who should not be named.

There I said it. I spilled the beans. My vatican handlers will come to exterminate me soon. happy now?

[Kimmypie]

hmm kind of like a similar issue in the US where people get upset that a private company might put spanish marketing on one side of the box and english on the other side in an effort to control costs and combat brand piracy....

The Church has always been a private company.

[Bassics]

somehow i get the idea that levi has a braided beard and likes fine rum and big titted wimmins....

If so I have to point out my woman has recently told me i should braid my beard...and my supply of black seal has been shrinking...

Levi you fuck!

you owe me some rum!

[Jester]

somehow i get the idea that levi has a braided beard and likes fine rum and big titted wimmins....

If so I have to point out my woman has recently told me i should braid my beard...and my supply of black seal has been shrinking...

Levi you fuck!

you owe me some rum!

[Chopped54]

Here ya go, Louis CK already asked these questions

NSFW

[BradM]