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[Unicorn Jeff]

Ugh, please don't reproduce.

Shut your mouth whore! I know my kid(s) will probably be the anti-christ.

[Sean88gt]

I call bullshit. No way, no how. There is no way it topped my daughter's birthday present. End of story.

This thing has no on/off switch. It is called the Atomic Alien Black Deluxe Space Gun and as long as the trigger goes, this damn thing will run until the battery is dead. Plus it seems to have an internal amplifier for the oversized speaker.

[krazy kris]

This thing has no on/off switch. It is called the Atomic Alien Black Deluxe Space Gun and as long as the trigger goes, this damn thing will run until the battery is dead. Plus it seems to have an internal amplifier for the oversized speaker.

Damn, does it have a microwave to?

[mstng86]

Well what did you get her? Barbie jeep?

hmmm no. he got his Ford Raptor last year. I have been hogging his little mustang RC car. he still hasn't figured it out so I am "Showing" him.

[EW]

Of course I have. I also, this Christmas, bought the single most annoying piece of fucking insanity driving toy that has ever been created for my nephew that refuses to stop when told so just to drive his parents nuts.

I've done that too. Tigger megaphone, xylophone with wheels, toy space guns, etc.

[BMCSean]

I've done that too. Tigger megaphone, xylophone with wheels, toy space guns, etc.

Someone got my niece and nephew those microphones and their mom was trying to convince me to leave them at my house, fuck a bunch of that.

[bcoop]

This thing has no on/off switch.

Neither do the drums I bought her!

[Binky]

A couple i was friends with "dumped" their kids on me while we were at a dave an busters so they could go drink. As payback, we played for tickets and got them kazzos, harmonicas and those damn slide whistles. It was a dick move to make me their babysitter and ruin my night, so i got even. Funny thing, i havent seen or talked to them since. Cool, it worked.

[Sean88gt]

Damn, does it have a microwave to?

That would be more awesome, it would cause miserable migraines to boot!

I've done that too. Tigger megaphone, xylophone with wheels, toy space guns, etc.

It is my new goal to buy the most annoying thing I can that the kids fall in love with.

Neither do the drums I bought her!

But that requires effort and kids give up easy, mine requires zero effort, on a side note...he has a 3 month old sister that cries when he hits the trigger, this causes him to laugh - being the middle child, so he keeps doing it, causing his older brother to hit him, making him swing back, then they fight, both cry, scream, and it spirals out of control. His mom is easy overwhelmed and I'm in sheer delight at the chaos I've caused.

[racrguy]

That would be more awesome, it would cause miserable migraines to boot!


It is my new goal to buy the most annoying thing I can that the kids fall in love with.



But that requires effort and kids give up easy, mine requires zero effort, on a side note...he has a 3 month old sister that cries when he hits the trigger, this causes him to laugh - being the middle child, so he keeps doing it, causing his older brother to hit him, making him swing back, then they fight, both cry, scream, and it spirals out of control. His mom is easy overwhelmed and I'm in sheer delight at the chaos I've caused.

Yale and I used to call you Evil Sean so we could differentiate which Sean we were talking about, it's nice to know you've lived up to your name. lol