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  • National lampoons Christmas vacation

    Just started if anybody enjoys a good classic laugh

  • #2
    Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
    Just started if anybody enjoys a good classic laugh
    Channel??

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    • #3
      Abc family buddy

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      • #4
        Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
        Abc buddy
        Thanks much broham.

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        • #5
          Clark: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

          Clark: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

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          • #6
            My favorite line...
            Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
            Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
            Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
            Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Couver View Post
              Thanks much broham.
              Welcome

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              • #8
                R...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
                  R...
                  That its on right now?

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                  • #10
                    Clark W. Griswold: "Tis the season to be merry."
                    Mary: "Well, that's my name."
                    Clark W. Griswold: "No shit!"





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                    • #11
                      We're watching it too. Should have popped in the DVD, they're cutting too much out.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Chopped54 View Post
                          Clark W. Griswold: "Tis the season to be merry."
                          Mary: "Well, that's my name."
                          Clark W. Griswold: "No shit!"


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                          Made my naughty parts tingle back in the day. 1st movie I ever watched on a VCR was the original Vacation.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by scootro View Post
                            Lol. That is my favorite line of the movie.
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                            • #15
                              Hallelujah. Holy Shit! Wheres the Tylenol?

                              HAHAHA, favorite line!
                              2009 Mercedes C63 AMG

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