Did I imagine a thread

[talisman]

glad i could help you with that. u see what you fail to admit is there is no atheism book i can read and hunt and peck and translate how i see fit, and you cling to that fact as a defense like you know something others dont when in fact your "religion" is more made up than mine and you have the freedom to twist the truth however you see fit. .



oh and btw,jesus doesnt give a shit what day you are nice on or a dick, all days count equally just like all sins do. regardless im not christ, i just worship him and glorfy him by using my free will to do so though not all the time, but when i can manage to pull my head out of my ass and do so.

I'm sorry, was I trying to covert you to atheism, or did I even mention it? I was trying to help by simply showing you the error of your ways in a language you could understand. Thanks for the pseudo philosophy lesson though, Professor. lmfao

[Binky]

Jesus lets people in Africa starve, but he answered my prayers that my brownies came out right. (praise hands!)

[talisman]

And this is no joke. I 100% just poured a nice fat glass of Bookers due to this thread. Come on over and I'll trade you a glass for your sobriety coin, Steve.

[Damnittsteve]

And this is no joke. I 100% just poured a nice fat glass of Bookers due to this thread. Come on over and I'll trade you a glass for your sobriety coin, Steve.

drinking with you tali would get me in WAAAAAAAY too much trouble, but thanks for the offer.

[Denny]

If you handed someone a perfectly good power tool and he never plugged it in, it would never work for him.

Just sayin'

[Cooter]

Strangely enough I have thanked Jesus for keeping me alive after drinking a shit load of Booker's.

I questioned why I was being kept alive after I killed a 750 one night in college. I only weighed about 175 at the time

[Big A]

I questioned why I was being kept alive after I killed a 750 one night in college. I only weighed about 175 at the time

I was up to about a 750ml a day every other weekend or so before I quit. I can only hope that I'm still here because (as Dave would say) the zombie jew has bigger plans for me than being worm food.

[The King]

How did this thread devolve so quickly from the Festivus airing of grievances to this? Have the feats of strength commenced already?

[03trubluGT]

[Cooter]

I was up to about a 750ml a day every other weekend or so before I quit. I can only hope that I'm still here because (as Dave would say) the zombie jew has bigger plans for me than being worm food.

Of Booker's? That's equivalent to 1.125 liters of 80 proof.

[Big A]

Of Booker's? That's equivalent to 1.125 liters of 80 proof.

Knob Creek, which is 100 proof, but I did mix in regular unleaded stuff (80 proof) as well. Regardless, that much for that long was hell on the body and mind, I sure was a happy drunk though.

[crapstang]

Any word on these kids? A couple of families are having a rough Christmas morning.

The driver had to have a full body MRI, it came back excellent. He was in pretty much a full body cast up until this afternoon.
The passenger is pretty much able to walk away, thankfully.

You would think there would be a news story about it somewhere.

It pretty much happened in the middle of nowhere. An ambulance station is literally about 1 mile from the scene and it was instantly called in and cleaned up.

[talisman]

Knob Creek, which is 100 proof, but I did mix in regular unleaded stuff (80 proof) as well. Regardless, that much for that long was hell on the body and mind, I sure was a happy drunk though.

You were putting it away when me and Danny swung through!

[Mike]

clint, do i sound like im qouting the bible? far from so actually.

quit blowing your money at the bar and pay off your truck/finsh your race car so people can stop worrying about you.

Now you're telling people how to handle their own shit, classic.

The driver had to have a full body MRI, it came back excellent. He was in pretty much a full body cast up until this afternoon.
The passenger is pretty much able to walk away, thankfully.

So where did this happen? 150 mph wreck that involved hitting several trees, passenger walks away, and the driver is in a body cast for like 15 hours?
Did this one happen to get any news coverage? Sounds like a Christmas miracle if I've ever heard one.

Edit, I just saw your post, but this still sounds like bullshit.


If its true and they are both ok, that's great news!

[crapstang]

Now you're telling people how to handle their own shit, classic.



So where did this happen?


If its true and they are both ok, that's great news!

A little shit hole called Woodbine. I was shocked at the news too...He's not ready to go, but at least his bones aren't all snapped.

Thanks guys.