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Originally posted by jw33 View PostDie Hard and Planes Trains and Automobiles are my favorites.
Yes.
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
May I see your rental agreement?
I threw it away.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, what?
You're fucked!
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Home alone, Christmas vacation and elf.
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Originally posted by slow99Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.Originally posted by Pokulski-BlatzYou are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.
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