Who is Alex?

[71chevellejohn]

Good job!

[Mike]

Bump

[BradM]

Alex is my landscaper.

[Roscoe]

[Unicorn Jeff]

Alex brushes his teeth with my pubes.

[Rick Modena]

Alex, me la pela!

[Snatch Napkin]

Alex brushes his teeth with my pubes.

Does he cup the balls while fellating you?

[Unicorn Jeff]

Does he cup the balls while fellating you?

Yes.

[Snatch Napkin]

Yes.

Good deal. Has he also learned the art of milking? How many knuckles?

[Unicorn Jeff]

Good deal. Has he also learned the art of milking? How many knuckles?

Still working on that.

[motoman]

I think he's a relative of Dan Bishop, project manager for GE.

[Snatch Napkin]

Heh... Yesterday I got a call from a number I didn't recognize. I think I pissed off whoever it was.


Me: Hello?
Him: Don?
Me: Who?
Him: Don.
Me: No sir, I think you have the wrong number.
Him: Don Bishop.
Me: Oh, you mean the project manager for GE that likes to masturbate to doggie porn?
Him: What the fu---- trailing off as he hangs up the phone with the quickness

[Unicorn Jeff]

HAHAHAHA I still haven't saved your number because that means I have to go back to that text with you playing with yourself.

[Snatch Napkin]

Pussy!