People who don't have kids

[Binky]

I have a bad enough time figuring out what to do with my dogs when I've got stuff to do - I can't imagine how much my life would change/limit by having kids.

I know its selfish, but so be it.

[Treasure Chest]

Usually when I hear those words it is followed with all the things someone wanted to do with their life but didn't.

I definitely didn't take the career path I thought I would, but it all turned out well. Parenting comes with frustrations, but so do careers, houses, cars, pets, and everything else in life that is worth a shit.

Hell, I got the kid thing handled this weekend, and had to pull out of the Christmas party because of an issue with my dog. Life tends to find any reason to make things that aren't meant to be not happen!

[Jester]

I definitely didn't take the career path I thought I would, but it all turned out well. Parenting comes with frustrations, but so do careers, houses, cars, pets, and everything else in life that is worth a shit.

x2

[talisman]

You can walk away from a career a house or a car. I'm working on that trifecta right now in fact. 1 more to go!

[racrguy]

Trust me when I say that we're glad you don't have kids either!

If a child of mine, even as an infant, were to grace the boards with its presence the collective IQ of the place will take a 5 point jump to the good. Don't fret.

[Jester]

You can walk away from a career a house or a car. I'm working on that trifecta right now in fact. 1 more to go!

apparently you can walk away from a kid........deadbeats do it all the time.

[Strychnine]

You can walk away from a career a house or a car. I'm working on that trifecta right now in fact. 1 more to go!

When our friends with kids ask us, or give us shit, about travelling, house remodel work, etc we have two standard responses.

"Well, we don't have college funds to pay into, diapers to buy, or babysitters to pay."
or
"We have kids too... but ours shed a lot, eat the same cheap stuff every day, and you can lock them up without fear of a visit from the state."

[Shorty]

I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be lyable to the least objection.

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old, a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boyled, and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a Fricasie, or Ragoust...

I love posts like this because they are lost on 99% of the members.

[Treasure Chest]

When our friends with kids ask us, or give us shit, about travelling, house remodel work, etc we have two standard responses.

"Well, we don't have college funds to pay into, diapers to buy, or babysitters to pay."
or
"We have kids too... but ours shed a lot, eat the same cheap stuff every day, and you can lock them up without fear of a visit from the state."

We feed the Blue Buffalo type crap to our animals. We probably spend more on the dog's food than the kids'.

[The King]

I love posts like this because they are lost on 99% of the members.

Today however, the 99%ers can easily Google such quotes to make themselves appear learned in literary matters. Important word here is "appear".

[racrguy]

Today however, the 99%ers can easily Google such quotes to make themselves appear learned in literary matters. Important word here is "appear".

You can take that sanctimonious bullshit somewhere else.

[Buick355]

How many of you have friends that start out conversations "I love my kids, BUT...."

You would never hear those words out of my mouth. My daughter is what motivates me not to be a bigger fuck up than I already am!!

[The King]

You can take that sanctimonious bullshit somewhere else.

It was directed at people just like you, Google Boy, so I'm glad to see you picked up on that and got offended. Such sanctimonius bullshit fits your wanna-be pompous ass perfectly.

[racrguy]

It was directed at people just like you, Google Boy, so I'm glad to see you picked up on that and got offended. Such sanctimonius bullshit fits your wanna-be pompous ass perfectly.

Oh, no. I wasn't offended in the slightest. You've got me mixed up for someone who gives a shit about your opinion.

I may not know everything, you don't know anything.

[Jester]

Oh, no. I wasn't offended in the slightest. You've got me mixed up for someone who gives a shit about your opinion.

I may not know everything, you don't know anything.

awe, you know you were all like "dat muddafucka is referring to me!"