Parents of young kids, When you discipline your kid

[Wicked98Snake]

I have given 3 or 4 epic spankings so far and I just refer back to them and it usually does the trick.

[JP135]

Duct tape+street sign. That kid's going' NOWHERE!

[Kimmypie]

Make them move bricks/pave stones/wood/ whatnot one piece at a time from one end of the yard to the other & place into a neat pile. If they continue to mouth off, decide it really is better in the original spot, repeat till kid learns who is boss.