Parents of young kids, When you discipline your kid

[racrguy]

Do you strangle them, or drown them until they turn purple?

[VaderTT]

Yes. I call it the Homer.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Waterboarding.

[Treasure Chest]

Tie the to each other and throw them in a hall closet with one of those water bottles you put in a guinea pig cage and a packet of snack crackers. They have to work together to get the snack crackers, so it's an exercise in cooperation.

I'm kidding. I don't have a hall closet that can accommodate children.

[bcoop]

I'm a fan of military punishment.

[Forever_frost]

Duct tape to the ceiling fan and turn it on low for 10 minutes

[racrguy]

Duct tape to the ceiling fan and turn it on low for 10 minutes

VAGINITIS! Turn it on High and see how long it takes the tape to turn loose.

[spederman]

lock them in a cage with a Pit bull

[Gtracer]

Does the kid have cropped ears or not? This determines the level of punishment...

[Mike]

Have you tried hitting them?


- Yes!

[BERNIE MOSFET]

I'm a fan of military punishment.

I was made to clean things from about the age I could make a toothbrush go in little circles!

[03trubluGT]

Carve a pentagram in them?

[Gtracer]

Carve a pentagram in them?

ohohoh, or 12-12-12 to go along with it


<---see's what you did there

[Vertnut]

Carve a pentagram in them?

Beat me to it!

[BlackGT]

Piece of masking tape on the wall just above nose height. Make them keep their nose on the tape (stand tip toe) for 5 mins.

A couple years ago, my kids kept hitting each other because so and so said this or did this...
I finally had enough and made them sit in the floor and trade punches to the arm until they didn't want to hit anymore... Only took about 3-4 hits each before they had enough.