Fat Girls, table for 3.

[GeorgeG.]

While Im totally guilty when I waited tables...the reason it doesnt work is because busy places like at a bar, you have people who wander. Not everyone has a seat. So you find something descriptive about them that you can remember them by. 3 fat girls is descriptive

so that's how they manage to find us when we move.... Now I wonder what they write about me (or does their note describe my wife?)

[GeorgeG.]

That was my initial question, but everyone is so freaking sensitive these days. You can't say, "the Asians over there," or "those two black chicks," or "the table of lushes in the corner," 'without someone getting offended. We all have less than stellar descriptive traits, but no one can call a spade a spade without fear of getting sued, and you can't just say, "that table of nondescript persons in that general direction," and expect anyone to know wtf you're talking about.

I'm liking the way you think..

[SEB]

I could see myself doing that! So cant blame the guy. But he should of known better if it prints on the customer reciept

[BMCSean]

Them's some beefalos. I'm surprised their bill was so small.

They must have been confused since it wasn't a buffet.

[Fern]

im fucking dying over here.

[CRASH]

At least the guy was nice about it by writing "Fat Girls" instead of "Morbidly Fucking Obese Pigs"....ya know, or something like that.

[Blame Canada]

Them's some beefalos. I'm surprised their bill was so small.

That was just the pre-meal snack before heading to the Buffet.

[SlowLX]

Rattle, rattle here come the cattle.

[Sean88gt]

They should come up with code words, like Flour = great big fat bitch, mathematician = asian, push start = indian, employed = black (this one is ironical), and tipper = white man.

The one in the grey is looking at a pic of food on her phone.

[jluv]

The waiter deserves to get fired - not really for writing that about them, but for being stupid enough to give them a printed receipt with that on it. What an idiot.

As far as the women go, they're fat as fuck. But they are also customers. A lot of people on this board are fat, ugly, dumb as shit, or smell funny, and you don't mind your friends telling you, but if you go into a place of business as a customer, you probably wouldn't be very happy if they called you those things.

But hey, fuck it. Let's ridicule people as much as we can. Its the dfwm way.

[bcoop]

The waiter deserves to get fired - not really for writing that about them, but for being stupid enough to give them a printed receipt with that on it. What an idiot.

Yep. No need for an "investigation". If it's printed on the receipt, your ass is gone immediately.

[scootro]

The waiter deserves to get fired - not really for writing that about them, but for being stupid enough to give them a printed receipt with that on it. What an idiot.

As far as the women go, they're fat as fuck. But they are also customers. A lot of people on this board are fat, ugly, dumb as shit, or smell funny, and you don't mind your friends telling you, but if you go into a place of business as a customer, you probably wouldn't be very happy if they called you those things.

But hey, fuck it. Let's ridicule people as much as we can. Its the dfwm way.

could you imagine if dfwm had a restaurant? it would be awesome

[DON SVO]

could you imagine if dfwm had a restaurant? it would be awesome

Jluv would only go if they had double crown & coke for $4!

[Geor!]

Jluv would only go if they had double crown & coke for $4!

What would I do?!

[DON SVO]

What would I do?!

Drunkenly sit at the bar and heckle the straight guys for not letting you give them head.