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  • Throw Mouse in Fire, Get House Burnt the F Down

    An 81-year old New Mexico man found himself in a fable-like situation this week, when his house was burned down by a mouse that he had previously thrown into a burning pile of leaves.

    Luciano Mares told the Associated Press that he found the mouse in his Fort Sumner, New Mexico home and immediately treated the creature with scorn.

    “I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire,” Mares said. “The mouse was on fire and ran back at the house.”

    The fire completely destroyed the home, but Mares was unharmed.

    “I’ve seen numerous house fires, but nothing as unique as this one,” local fire chief Jim Lyssy told the AP.

    The mouse’s whereabouts are unknown.



    Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/12/06/ol...#ixzz2ENePOtwO
    How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?


  • #2
    Good.

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    • #3
      Note to self: If I catch the possum that lives under my deck don't light it on fire.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Shorty View Post
        Note to self: If I catch the possum that lives under my deck don't light it on fire.
        Catch? .22lr subsonic to the brain pan...
        "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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        • #5
          payback. lol
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          • #6
            hmmmmm...having mice in your house, burning trash in close proximity to the house and deciding to throw a living creature into said fire. Something tells me the world is a better place now that hell hole is gone. Just say'n...

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            • #7
              Says something when the mouse out-smarts the human.

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              • #8
                The mouse is in critical condition but is expected to make a full recovery

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                • #9
                  people used to soak rats in hand made napalm then light 'em on fire and let them loose in buildings for insurance claims

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by scootro View Post
                    people used to soak rats in hand made napalm then light 'em on fire and let them loose in buildings for insurance claims
                    Holy shi@$ that's genius!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ARIX View Post
                      Holy shi@$ that's genius!
                      until they find the accelerant on the mouse I guess
                      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                      • #12
                        Did not know who he was fucking with.
                        Non tapatalk Sig so the butt hurt va-JJs can stop crying about not being able to turn it off.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
                          The mouse is in critical condition but is expected to make a full recovery
                          he was carefighted to parklands burn unit


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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by marcs95gt View Post
                            he was carefighted to parklands burn unit
                            That was a long damn careflight from New Mexico to Dallas.

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                            • #15
                              I'm sure the flight will be on the old man's dime... The mouse deserves only the best care right?
                              Originally posted by stevo
                              Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

                              Stevo

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