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    so yesterday i got some less than stellar news concerning a personal matter, my lateral sewer cleanout thing in the front yard started spewing more shit than talis mouth, then i get home and the gas meter is going ape shit hissing and the dials are spinning like crazy. so then i leave to take Jr to soccer paractice. while driving 90+ to get there on time i have no trouble. as i exit royal off I35 i hook a right. i'll be damned if i dont get pulled over. there was a "no right on red" sign appearently. so i got a ticket for that. and was treated to a cold shower as the gas company cut the gas off until i can get a plumber out this morning. today is gonna be better right? i swear i have to laugh to keep from crying.

    god bless.
    It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

  • #2
    Damn dude sounds like you needed to stay in bed yesterday! They say everyday is a new day
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    • #3
      At least you didn't get shot at work like the other dude. Suck it up you pussy!

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      • #4
        Get ready for a $1k gas bill

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
          so yesterday i got some less than stellar news concerning a personal matter, my lateral sewer cleanout thing in the front yard started spewing more shit than talis mouth, then i get home and the gas meter is going ape shit hissing and the dials are spinning like crazy. so then i leave to take Jr to soccer paractice. while driving 90+ to get there on time i have no trouble. as i exit royal off I35 i hook a right. i'll be damned if i dont get pulled over. there was a "no right on red" sign appearently. so i got a ticket for that. and was treated to a cold shower as the gas company cut the gas off until i can get a plumber out this morning. today is gonna be better right? i swear i have to laugh to keep from crying.

          god bless.
          Were you shot in the leg.... twice?

          Could have been worse brother.

          edit: Eric beat me to it.


          David

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          • #6
            damn it. the one day i wanna whine and this fucker gets shot..... how am i gonna top that/get ANY sympathy?? did i mention there are turds in my front yard?

            god bless.
            It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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            • #7
              Originally posted by elvis View Post
              damn it. The one day i wanna whine and this fucker gets shot..... How am i gonna top that/get any sympathy?? Did i mention there are turds in my front yard?

              god bless.
              lol
              Originally posted by Nash B.
              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                damn it. the one day i wanna whine and this fucker gets shot..... how am i gonna top that/get ANY sympathy?? did i mention there are turds in my front yard?

                god bless.


                There's a turd in your front lawn every time you check your mail!

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                • #9
                  I had my sewer back up on Friday night and kill both bathrooms and flood part of my house. It was at honor at 11:30PM in a towel and bathrobe unscrewing the cleanouts and a geyser of "crap" spewing everywhere.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                    damn it. the one day i wanna whine and this fucker gets shot..... how am i gonna top that/get ANY sympathy?? did i mention there are turds in my front yard?

                    god bless.
                    You could lie and say your Elvis dolls were stolen.
                    Originally posted by Jester
                    Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                    He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                    Originally posted by Denny
                    What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
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                    • #11
                      Shitty story.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                        damn it. the one day i wanna whine and this fucker gets shot..... how am i gonna top that/get ANY sympathy?? did i mention there are turds in my front yard?

                        god bless.
                        on the bright side you didn't get shot lately,lol

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by elvis View Post
                          damn it. The one day i wanna whine and this fucker gets shot..... How am i gonna top that/get any sympathy?? Did i mention there are turds in my front yard?

                          god bless.
                          lol!!!!
                          92 LX 5.0

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                          • #14
                            Who got shot? I've been in a fog this morning.

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                            • #15
                              I suggest a healthy dose of tribe called quest
                              http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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