So I get back from "LUBY'S", catch my rerun of Matlock, hit the sack a little late, then wake up for one of 6 pee sessions, only to find a blasphemous thread about my birthday!
So I get back from "LUBY'S", catch my rerun of Matlock, hit the sack a little late, then wake up for one of 6 pee sessions, only to find a blasphemous thread about my birthday!
60???
F/U copper!
Steak was rockin Keith.
Thanks folks.
David
At this point, does Mary chew the food and "baby bird" feed you so you can gum the mush?
Do you hear things like "It's ok sweetie, a flaccid penis really is a turn on, let's just cuddle" or "you're squirming, are your hemorrhoids bothering you?" or "Can we hire a pool boy?...I understand that! So can we build a pool?"
Have you been rechecked for your CHL due to age related vision issues? Do younger, higher ranking executives refer to you as sir out of respect for you still being upright?
Have performance figures on cars given way to ergonomics and ease of ingress/egress?
And based on when I cleaned your pool, you'll need the dr. to re-up your viagra/saw palmetto cocktail, neither are working as you told your wife they wold.
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