Anyone else like sticking their finger

[jluv]

I've shat in my backyard a couple of times for various reasons.

I don't smell my crack, though. Fromunda butter, occasionally. Behind the ear, yes - exactly like parmesan. A dirty sock, ya, why not? But I try to keep my bare fingers away from my crack unless I'm taking a shower.

[Pro88LX]

ever give your ol lady the plopper?

Its when you shit in your hand and throw it at her face while shes watching tv

what was she doing out of the kitchen?

[Buick355]

you took a pic and sent a pic of the rope to your buddies right??

Nah, this was before I had a fancy cell phone with a camera (2001).

Here's a animated reenactment though:

[Pro88LX]

Nah, this was before I had a fancy cell phone with a camera (2001).

Here's a animated reenactment though:

with a shit that epic, i would have left it in the toilet while i ran to cvs to get a disposable camera.

[Frank]

I'll just leave this here...

[grove rat]

In their crack after you have worked out and sweat a little, then smell it? It may be sound a little odd, but next time stick your index finger in the top of your crack after working out then smell it and tell me you don't like it. May sound weird but I can't stop doing it.

haha sounds like you have a pilonidal cyst

[grove rat]

I'll just leave this here...

i'd lick hayden panettiere's _________ anyday

[ELVIS]

i hope you dont get pink eye.

god bless.

[Chopped54]

I'll just leave this here...

Not exactly sure what is going on there but I call seconds.....

[petyweestraw]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg98JGokk7o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[jason07]

No, but I have pissed on myself in the shower to feel the warmth of a person.

Never never do this! The only time you are supposed to piss on yourself is to help soothe uncomfortable athlete's foot. Amamteurs!!!

[Sean88gt]

I'll just leave this here...

I don't know why, but this really turns me on...

i'd lick hayden panettiere's _________ anyday

Yeah, for minimal salary, I'll go around eating her sweaty ass and deep kissing her afterwards.

Not exactly sure what is going on there but I call seconds.....

I think the line is growing.

[helosailor]

I think the line is growing.

Hell, I'll get in that line.