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  • #46
    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    Jesus Christ.
    Don't you barge in here and get this thread locked, too!

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Buzzo View Post
      thats fucking brilliant. Im going to show the ol lady for christmas ideas
      it saves you money on your water bill also if you need more reason to justify getting one. Its a great stocking stuffer IMO..

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Buick355 View Post
        You should have seen the look on the nurse's face when she saw the 3 foot long solid turd I laid in that toilet.
        you took a pic and sent a pic of the rope to your buddies right??

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Mike View Post
          Just don't let him anywhere near your toaster oven.
          that was a long time ago man.....

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          • #50
            Originally posted by downshift_me View Post
            The laziness is probably a bit more gross than the pee.
            you don't find a sedentary lifestyle attractive? you should see me with a bag of flaming hot Cheetos and a 2 liter bottle of mt dew playing Halo4 for 10 hours at a time. this piss sack will be so fucking convenient!

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            • #51
              I'm not camping, i'm taking a piss!

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              • #52
                Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
                "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                • #53
                  Seriously wtf is wrong with you people?!?
                  Originally posted by talisman
                  I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                  Originally posted by AdamLX
                  If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  Because fuck you, that's why
                  Originally posted by 80coupe
                  nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                  Originally posted by Rick Modena
                  ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                  Originally posted by Jester
                  Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                    Seriously wtf is wrong with you people?!?
                    Various things
                    Originally posted by Nash B.
                    Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                    • #55
                      ever give your ol lady the plopper?

                      Its when you shit in your hand and throw it at her face while shes watching tv

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                        Seriously wtf is wrong with you people?!?
                        my daddy didnt love me, thats where it started for me. Kinda all downhill from there

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                        • #57
                          Shouldn't this thread be in the Pumpin' Iron forum?

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                          • #58
                            ever give your ol lady the Angry Indian?

                            Its when you shit in your hand and smear it on her face while shes sleeping

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Alex View Post
                              In their crack after you have worked out and sweat a little, then smell it? It may be sound a little odd, but next time stick your index finger in the top of your crack after working out then smell it and tell me you don't like it. May sound weird but I can't stop doing it.
                              A fecal freak, a brown boy! A fuckin' dookie taster!

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                              • #60
                                I've taken a shit on the side of the road.....twice! I've also set the parking brake, and then opened the passenger door in bumper to bumper traffic when I was in the right lane and pissed.

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