when you don't have to be at work till 11:45 and you text the girl you've been seeing "post tits or GTFO". That just happened and it wasn't even intentional
Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
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