Hey Guys!

[God]

Sure....and I can make wine out of water.

Let's not get carried away.

[War Machine]

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[bcoop]

Let's not get carried away.

Fucking LOVE it when this guy shows up.

[Nash B.]

Fucking LOVE it when this guy shows up.

I would think you'd shit yourself.

[Silverback]

I would think you'd shit yourself.

Why,is it Wednesday already?

[line-em-up]

Oh wow! I'm having deja vu. Did I hit a secret button sequence on my keyboard and travel back to dfwstangs. Did Canada take over?

[Jester]

i got the nicest/most hurtful private message from Phil asking for my blessing. It was like talking to a fuckin robot.......felt like the interview from The Matrix between Neo and Agent Smith. Power, Phil.....gimme power or gimme death.....basically, I want to be rich.....lmao

dork

you have my blessing to do whatever you have to do to keep me talking with these knuckleheads.....that is all.

[Mike]

Why,is it Wednesday already?

I thought I sharted at the OU game Saturday. Turned out it was just a fart bubble.

[idrivea4banger]

Let's not get carried away.

Have you seen my picture?? I'm your Mexican son, Jesus.

[Mike]

i got the nicest/most hurtful private message from Phil asking for my blessing. It was like talking to a fuckin robot.......felt like the interview from The Matrix between Neo and Agent Smith. Power, Phil.....gimme power or gimme death.....basically, I want to be rich.....lmao

dork

you have my blessing to do whatever you have to do to keep me talking with these knuckleheads.....that is all.

Why the fuck would he pm the sun gazer?

[Jester]

Why the fuck would he pm the meat gazer?

edited because you suck

im better at making fun of me than you!!!

[Administrator]

i got the nicest/most hurtful private message from Phil asking for my blessing. It was like talking to a fuckin robot.......felt like the interview from The Matrix between Neo and Agent Smith. Power, Phil.....gimme power or gimme death.....basically, I want to be rich.....lmao

dork

you have my blessing to do whatever you have to do to keep me talking with these knuckleheads.....that is all.

Thank you again for your cooperation, but I think it's more like Agent Smith and the bald guy that tries to kill them all but fails. I forget his name because, well, he's forgettable.

[Mike]

edited because you suck

im better at making fun of me than you!!!

I was asking a legitimate question.

[Silverback]

I thought I sharted at the OU game Saturday. Turned out it was just a fart bubble.

I almost crapped myself in Memphis after a nice steak dinner. Made it back to the hotel and my key wouldn't work, I was already doing the poop dance. Ran to the lobby, got a new key and made it To the bathroom, then as I was detrowsering it came on like a guitar solo in a Van Halen song... Luckily most of it hit the water.... Most

[Jester]

Thank you again for your cooperation, but I think it's more like Agent Smith and the bald guy that tries to kill them all but fails. I forget his name because, well, he's forgettable.

Cypher.....that is why i was saying "make me rich". And Joe Pantoliano is never forgettable.