I almost crapped myself in Memphis after a nice steak dinner. Made it back to the hotel and my key wouldn't work, I was already doing the poop dance. Ran to the lobby, got a new key and made it To the bathroom, then as I was detrowsering it came on like a guitar solo in a Van Halen song... Luckily most of it hit the water.... Most
I almost crapped myself in Memphis after a nice steak dinner. Made it back to the hotel and my key wouldn't work, I was already doing the poop dance. Ran to the lobby, got a new key and made it To the bathroom, then as I was detrowsering it came on like a guitar solo in a Van Halen song... Luckily most of it hit the water.... Most
Holy fuck, I shit myself damn near the same exact way a year ago!!!!!! Got to the door and my damned card key took like 4 swipes....on the third swipe I shit myself retarded and FILLED my pants!
May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
Semper Fi
I almost crapped myself in Memphis after a nice steak dinner. Made it back to the hotel and my key wouldn't work, I was already doing the poop dance. Ran to the lobby, got a new key and made it To the bathroom, then as I was detrowsering it came on like a guitar solo in a Van Halen song... Luckily most of it hit the water.... Most
Holy fuck, I shit myself damn near the same exact way a year ago!!!!!! Got to the door and my damned card key took like 4 swipes....on the third swipe I shit myself retarded and FILLED my pants!
I didn't have a pant filler, but I did have to remove my boots while hovering over the toilet and then tossed my pants in the tub, as they got some shrapnel on them.
I didn't have a pant filler, but I did have to remove my boots while hovering over the toilet and the tossed my pants in the tub, as the got some shrapnel on them.
lmmfao....gotta love gettin older! "Never trust a fart!'
May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
Semper Fi
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