Damn, I better start going to church!

[71chevellejohn]

These fucktards have a date picked out every couple of months. It is funny to see the excuses when the day comes and goes without incident.

I saw one, one time, that said the world was ending the next week. Then in the next week's paper, they said we were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a Koala-fish mutant bird. Crazy shit.

[71chevellejohn]

I saw a billboard on I20 spreading this word, reminded me of this thread.


That is all.

[jdgregory84]

It's 5pm and these people are still nutjobs.

[Mychael101]

Just got an advance copy of "The Newer Testament"

Page 1 of 1 reads as follows:

The end.

[racegirl]

Since I'm a retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel, I don't feel that this "end-of-the-world" business will personally affect me

[Falcongunner]

I intend to file for an extension.

Wayne in FW

[Snatch Napkin]

Since I'm a retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel, I don't feel that this "end-of-the-world" business will personally affect me

I chuckled heartily.

[Hicompression]

"If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all," Warden said.

See now...they've already come up with an "out" for themselves. What a crock-o-shit.

[TexasDevilDog]

End of the world is coming one way or another. Why should I fret? I will be gone during the rapture.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Ghostbusters will save us!!!

[Juiced4v]

I hope it happens after they finish the In&Out burger place!

[MutherjuggZ]

If you read the Bible, and believe what's in it, the end is undeniably near. I don't know about this May 21st nonsense, but all signs point to the end being near.


I will add, though, that my birthday is the 21st. So, the world ending on Satan's birthday.... I could totally see that.

and 3 days before this demon bitch turns 33 God might be doing everyone a favor LOL!

[UserX]

WHEW! I'm still alive, that was a close one! I hope I'm not the only person still alive... is anyone else out there?

[UserX]

I can only imagine what the last 24 hours must have been like for these whackos... saying their final goodbyes, crying, etc, all for nothing.

And since the end of the world didn't occur, do you think they're disappointed?

[Skidmark]

People are dumb. I guess I was left too.