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    The end is near according to this article. I hope they follow up with these loonies on May 22nd...



    End of Days in May? Believers enter final stretch

    RALEIGH, N.C. — If there had been time, Marie Exley would have liked to start a family. Instead, the 32-year-old Army veteran has less than six months left, which she'll spend spreading a stark warning: Judgment Day is almost here.

    Exley is part of a movement of Christians loosely organized by radio broadcasts and websites, independent of churches and convinced by their reading of the Bible that the end of the world will begin on May 21, 2011.

    To get the word out, they're using billboards and bus stop benches, traveling caravans of RVs and volunteers passing out pamphlets on street corners. Cities from Bridgeport, Conn., to Little Rock, Ark., now have billboards with the ominous message, and mission groups are traveling in countries from Latin America to Africa to spread the news outside the U.S.

    "A lot of people might think, 'The end's coming, let's go party,'" said Exley, a veteran of two deployments in Iraq. "But we're commanded by God to warn people. I wish I could just be like everybody else, but it's so much better to know that when the end comes, you'll be safe."

    In August, Exley left her home in Colorado Springs, Colo., to work with Oakland, Calif.-based Family Radio Worldwide, the independent Christian ministry whose leader, Harold Camping, has calculated the May 21 date based on his reading of the Bible.

    She is organizing traveling columns of RVs carrying the message from city to city, a logistics challenge that her military experience has helped solve. The vehicles are scheduled to be in five North Carolina cities between now and the second week of January, but Exley will shortly be gone: overseas, where she hopes to eventually make it back to Iraq.

    "I don't really have plans to come back," she said. "Time is short."

    Not everyone who's heard Camping's message is taking such a dramatic step. They're remaining in their day-to-day lives, but helping publicize the prophecy in other ways. Allison Warden, of Raleigh, has been helping organize a campaign using billboards, postcards and other media in cities across the U.S. through a website, We Can Know.

    The 29-year-old payroll clerk laughs when asked about reactions to the message, which is plastered all over her car.

    "It's definitely against the grain, I know that," she said. "We're hoping people won't take our word for it, or Harold Camping's word for it. We're hoping that people will search the scriptures for themselves."

    Camping, 89, believes the Bible essentially functions as a cosmic calendar explaining exactly when various prophecies will be fulfilled.

    The retired civil engineer said all his calculations come from close readings of the Bible, but that external events like the foundation of the state of Israel in 1948 are signs confirming the date.

    "Beyond the shadow of a doubt, May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment," he said.

    The doctrine known as the Rapture teaches that believers will be taken up to heaven, while everyone else will remain on earth for a period of torment, concluding with the end of time. Camping believes that will happen in October.

    "If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all," Warden said.

    The belief that Christ will return to earth and bring an end to history has been a basic element of Christian belief since the first century. The Book of Revelation, which comes last in the New Testament, describes this conclusion in vivid language that has inspired Christians for centuries.

    But few churches are willing to set a date for the end of the world, heeding Jesus' words in the gospels of Mark and Matthew that no one can know the day or hour it will happen. Predictions like Camping's, though, aren't new. One of the most famous in history was by the Baptist leader William Miller, who predicted the end for Oct. 22, 1844, which came to be known as the Great Disappointment among his followers, some of who subsequently founded the Seventh Day Adventist church.

    "In the U.S., there is still a significant population, mostly Protestant, who look at the Bible as kind of a puzzle, and the puzzle is God's word and it's predicting when the end times will come," said Catherine Wessinger, a professor at Loyola University in New Orleans who studies millennialism, the belief in pending apocalypse.

    "A lot of times these prophecies gain traction when difficulties are happening in society," she said. "Right now, there's a lot of insecurity, and this is a promise that says it's not all random, it's part of God's plan."

    Past predictions that failed to come true don't have any bearing on the current calculation, believers maintain.

    "It would be like telling the Wright Brothers that every other attempt to fly has failed, so you shouldn't even try," said Chris McCann, who works with eBible Fellowship, one of the groups spreading the message.

    For believers like McCann, theirs is actually a message of hope and compassion: God's compassion for people, and the hope that there's still time to be saved.

    That, ultimately, is what spurs on Exley, who said her beliefs have alienated her from most of her friends and family. Her hope is that not everyone who hears her message will mock it, and that even people who dismiss her now might still come to believe.

    "If you still want to say we're crazy, go ahead," she said. "But it doesn't hurt to look into it."

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      Originally posted by Da Prez
      Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
      Originally posted by VETTKLR


      Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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      • #4
        If you read the Bible, and believe what's in it, the end is undeniably near. I don't know about this May 21st nonsense, but all signs point to the end being near.


        I will add, though, that my birthday is the 21st. So, the world ending on Satan's birthday.... I could totally see that.
        Originally posted by BradM
        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
        Originally posted by Leah
        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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        • #5
          the end has been near since people started controlling other people with religion
          http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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          • #6
            LMAO at the last two tags
            Originally posted by Jester
            Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
            He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
            Originally posted by Denny
            What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
            FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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            • #7
              Let's hope they are right... A drastic drop in the population should ease the morning commute.
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              • #8
                i hope so, i have court on the 23rd.

                god bless.
                It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                • #9
                  Maybe this time something might really happen unlike the previous 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times it was supposed to happen before.

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                    Originally posted by The King View Post
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                    Stevo
                    Originally posted by SSMAN
                    ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      I will add, though, that my birthday is the 21st. So, the world ending on Satan's birthday.... I could totally see that.
                      Lol, that would be fitting.

                      Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                      i hope so, i have court on the 23rd.

                      god bless.
                      LMAO!
                      Token Split Tail

                      Originally posted by slow99
                      Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                      Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                      You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                        If you read the Bible, and believe what's in it, the end is undeniably near. I don't know about this May 21st nonsense, but all signs point to the end being near.


                        I will add, though, that my birthday is the 21st. So, the world ending on Satan's birthday.... I could totally see that.
                        The end is undeniably near, but May 21st is nonsense...

                        People are crazy. How many end of the world predictions have there been before we'll start calling them all bullshit every time a new one pops up. The end of the world will come IF it comes, at the hand of a man (or woman) pushing a button.
                        "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                        • #13
                          Does anyone remember the asian cult that went to Godland(Garland) because they thought God was going to appear there because of its name?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                            Does anyone remember the asian cult that went to Godland(Garland) because they thought God was going to appear there because of its name?
                            Instead they found a bunch of fake saleens and cobras for sale?
                            "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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                            • #15
                              How about the group that waited for god to show up on Chan 18? I remember it being in the early 90's probably.

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