being sick on your birthday

[Cobraman]

This always happen to anyone else?

It does to me. Im the sickest I've ever been today. I've puked 15 times since 3am and I can't keep anything down. Happy birthday to me

[A+]

Maybe you're pregnant

[Cobraman]

Maybe you're pregnant

thought had crossed my mind!

[Ruffdaddy]

Real men don't care about their birthdays!

[MattB]

I'm sick and my birthday is Tuesday. Hope to be better by then!

[BradM]

I'm not sick. I think I'm going to go see a movie.

[VaderTT]

You got da AIDS

[TEAMJACOB]

I'm not sick. I think I'm going to go see a movie.

Twilight

[BradM]

Twilight

Fuck no! Probably the new Lincoln movie or Skyfall.

[Geor!]

Pretty ingenus way of self-promoting your birthday. You get no birthday wishes because of that. Enjoy your illness.

Just kidding, happy birthday and get better.

[A+]

Fuck no! Probably the new Lincoln movie or Skyfall.

Twilight

[BradM]

Twilight

Not even if they let me fuck that sparkly vampire.

[A+]

Not even if they let me fuck that sparkly vampire.

Its bro-k bro. There's nothing wrong with a bro going to watch twilight all by his broself

[SS Junk]

but hai it's ur birthday! here's some internets attention 4 u!111

[talisman]

You guys are just mean. Birthdays are important until you hit 21. Well, 19 isn't, really. You don't get shit at 19. Except being sick, apparently. Happy birthday fuckface.