If DFWM wrote a book...

[Cobraman]

Have the treehouse incident, but just the chapter page. Leave the story pages blank.

[mstng86]

Obviously we would need a chapter in Spanish. Or it could be one of those multilingual books. Front is English, and the back is Spanish.

Can we insert color photo pages of the greatest tits posted on the site?

[talisman]

No pressing 1 for English on DFWM.

[Forever_frost]

Chapter 6: Frost

No shit, there is a guy named Frost that, in his spare time, paints trees purple and threatens nuns on bikes with rocket launchers.

[MattB]

I'm down to write a chapter or two!

[Sleeper]

The hookem horns scandle should be a chapter, along with feathrfords crazy neighbor, but i really think he lives next door to frost.

[crapstang]

tits ogtfo, part II

[Binky]

Have the treehouse incident, but just the chapter page. Leave the story pages blank.

You dont even know what you are talking about.

[grove rat]

"Fuck Canada: The Memoirs and Ramblings of Mostly Middle Aged White Dudes, Some Mexican Dudes, and A Pissed Off Token Black Guy"

Working title. Narrowly beat out "Choo$$$$$ Choo$$$$: Or How I Learned to Stop Working and Support the Union"

lmfao!! fuck canada

[diablo rojo]

Russ Martin

[BradM]

When somebody created a JKD screen name and had everybody pissed off, using quotes from Canada. Ultimate troll of the universe!

[Redd]

A Choose your own Adventure type book?

[JimD]

The hookem horns scandle should be a chapter, along with feathrfords crazy neighbor, but i really think he lives next door to frost.

X2 exactly what i was thinking. The boat story gotta be in there somewhere also.

[slow99]

No way I'm proofreading that shit.

[DON SVO]

...in reality, this website is merely an allegory of France under Napoleonic rule.