mermaids

[lincolnboy]

how would you cook a mermaid, fry or bake it.

[BMCSean]

Same way you cook a unicorn, boil it with rage.

[wishitwasasvt]

Fry it in peanut oil and stick it on a sammich.

[FreightTrain]

Stuffed and smoked on a cedar plank. Only way to do it.

[BMCSean]

Stuffed and smoked on a cedar plank. Only way to do it.

I guess you are speaking from experience? Some of us can't afford a cedar plank!