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    Aunt Mary is coming for Thanksgiving....and she's bloody !!!!!!!!!

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    "Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
    through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
    We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
    my heart goes out to others who are there to make amends".
    Tags: bloodymarytonguewrestlin, runnyroastbeefsammich
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    She's gonna be on her period? Period sex sucks.

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    • #3
      Fuck her in the ass and incessantly make turkey calls.
      Originally posted by PGreenCobra
      I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
      Originally posted by Trip McNeely
      Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
      dont downshift!!
      Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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      • #4
        What a sissy! Get your red wings, fool!
        ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Yale View Post
          What a sissy! Get your red wings, fool!
          Yale knows his shit!

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          • #6
            When the river turns red, take the dirt road instead.
            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by downshift_me View Post
              Yale knows his shit!
              He needs to make his woman feel better. Nothing makes womenz feel better than screaming orgasms.
              ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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              • #8
                Originally posted by helosailor View Post
                When the river turns red, take the dirt road instead.
                Most of the time when that river is running red the dirt road turns into a muddy path. Better wear some extra protection before you get shit all over you.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Yale View Post
                  He needs to make his woman feel better. Nothing makes womenz feel better than screaming orgasms.
                  I scream during all of my orgasms. It's a win-win.
                  Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                  I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                  Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                  Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                  dont downshift!!
                  Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by aCid View Post
                    Most of the time when that river is running red the dirt road turns into a muddy path. Better wear some extra protection before you get shit all over you.


                    Pussy.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                      I scream during all of my orgasms. It's a win-win.
                      Especially the ones Yale gives him.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by aCid View Post
                        Most of the time when that river is running red the dirt road turns into a muddy path. Better wear some extra protection before you get shit all over you.
                        Don't make me reference "the video". lol
                        "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                        • #13
                          just make sure she sucks it clean when all said and done.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by talisman View Post
                            Pussy.
                            I'm speaking from experience. So the river was running too heavy I decided to go mudding for a little bit while we were in the shower. Not a good idea after we ate Chinese food before hand. I was just thankful we were in the shower.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                              Especially the ones Yale gives him.
                              What can I say? I'm a giver.
                              ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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