Sitting in my hotel room in Vegas...

[Shorty]

on a toilet with a heated seat and built in bidet. Fanciest shitter I've ever posted from. There's also a phone in here.

[VaderTT]

Who gives a shit?....nucknucknucknuck.

[Jyard]

Gonna use that bidet?

[VaderTT]

Don't turn it on too high or you'll get a bidenema.

[CJ-95GT]

Those heated seat ones are nice. I used one while in Japan and swore to myself that I would buy one. Unfortunately the wife doesn't agree with my enthusiasm for them.

[Snatch Napkin]

Those heated seat ones are nice. I used one while in Japan and swore to myself that I would buy one. Unfortunately the wife doesn't agree with my enthusiasm for them.

Take her deer hunting in 20 degree weather and let her sit on a cold toilet seat after drinking whiskey and eating chili all night. Then you'll have your seat warmer.

[95ragtop]

I hope you cure that hang over with a bloody mary.

[CJ-95GT]

Take her deer hunting in 20 degree weather and let her sit on a cold toilet seat after drinking whiskey and eating chili all night. Then you'll have your seat warmer.

Her excuse was that it made her think that somebody just got off it. I guess sitting on a warm seat is gross to women since they have to squat regardless.

[Treasure Chest]

Her excuse was that it made her think that somebody just got off it. I guess sitting on a warm seat is gross to women since they have to squat regardless.

That's just weird. I care not if the seat is warm.

[CJ-95GT]

^^^^^
Well, she was the prom queen back in the day and we will just leave it at that.

[scootro]

Take her deer hunting in 20 degree weather and let her sit on a cold toilet seat after drinking whiskey and eating chili all night. Then you'll have your seat warmer.

fuck that! tell her nothing and just buy it

[kingjason]

Gonna use that bidet?

Do it! Toilet paper is so barbaric.

[Snatch Napkin]

fuck that! tell her nothing and just buy it

Screw that, make her pay for it.

[46Tbird]

Did they tell you how to use the three seashells?

[JimD]

Take a dump in the bidet....maids will love it.