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Originally posted by Wicked98Snake
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nope, i didn't have to buy this girl anything and she sleep walked her way right into bed with my wife and i -
she was trying to repay your hospitality. Shame on you for denying her.Originally posted by dville_gt View Post"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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You should sleep walked her whore ass out the window. While it was still shut.Originally posted by dville_gt View PostOriginally posted by PGreenCobraOriginally posted by Trip McNeelyComment
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That's the story i would have used when my wife woke up too, LOLOriginally posted by dville_gt View PostOriginally posted by Nash B.Comment
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i still remember when sarah nudged me to wake me up and said "there's someone in our bed" and i look over and can tell it's a basically naked chick, all i could think to say was "is she alive", i mean, everyone at the party was pretty intoxicated, i was just praying someone didn't dump her body in our bed and split!Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
on that note, we are about a month away from the 3rd annual tacky sweater party. maybe i'll close the deal this time around!Comment
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"It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."Comment
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