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  • #16
    Originally posted by BradM View Post
    I'm glad a Cow lactated to provide me this ice cream.
    freeloading democrat

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    • #17
      No you can't have my fucking ice cream, stupid Monday.
      Originally posted by PGreenCobra
      I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
      Originally posted by Trip McNeely
      Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
      dont downshift!!
      Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
        No you can't have my fucking ice cream, stupid Monday.
        You got some ice cream? You didn't make that.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by dville_gt View Post
          freeloading democrat
          Can you buy a double dip at Braums with a lone star card?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by dville_gt View Post
            You got some ice cream? You didn't make that.
            Come and take it. You'll have to pry my ice cream out of my cold, dead intestinal tract.
            Originally posted by PGreenCobra
            I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
            Originally posted by Trip McNeely
            Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
            dont downshift!!
            Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
              Come and take it. You'll have to pry my ice cream out of my cold, dead intestinal tract.
              don't threaten me with a good time

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              • #22
                I think, to be fair, you should share girlfriend/fiance/wife nudes.

                be fair and share.

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                • #23
                  pics or it didn't happen

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by dville_gt View Post
                    don't threaten me with a good time
                    I've got a quart of Choco-mocha-malted Madness with your name on it... PAL.

                    Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                    I think, to be fair, you should share girlfriend/fiance/wife nudes.

                    be fair and share.
                    STFU
                    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                    dont downshift!!
                    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                      first
                      25th
                      Last edited by LS WHAT ??; 11-09-2012, 02:08 PM. Reason: 111
                      I would go beat the fuck out of all of them within an inch of their life, then fuck their chihuahua while they watch as they get loaded into the ambulance

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                        I think, to be fair, you should share girlfriend/fiance/wife nudes.

                        be fair and share.
                        wife cut me off until i can run another 5.85

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by dville_gt View Post
                          wife cut me off until i can run another 5.85
                          time to call the chick from the sweater party.
                          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by dville_gt View Post
                            don't threaten me with a good time
                            Busted out laughing.
                            Matts1911SA - XBox Live Gamertag

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Baron View Post
                              time to call the chick from the sweater party.
                              funny story i recently heard about "the one who got away"

                              my buddy (the guy whom she came to the party with, they long since split ways), was on facebook and saw her make a post saying something like, "i have money for sex, i get on websites with older married dudes and hook up with them for money" or something like that and included emails between her and some guy where he is like, "i want to do nice things for you but i'm married" and she is like, "its okay, i've been in relationships with married guys before, i understand"

                              anyway, later on she post something like "sorry guys, my account was hacked"

                              so my buddy gets on her (come to find out) ex's facebook and he's making all these post about how she is a liar and a prostitute, etc.

                              come to find out he got into her email and found out she was hooking up with married dudes fo dat skirrla!

                              and no, before anyone ask, i have no idea what the website was, and yes, i suck for not nailing down the 3 way while i had the chance.

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                              • #30
                                was your buddy dating Brittany420?
                                Originally posted by Nash B.
                                Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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