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  • Farewell yesterday's dinner.

    6 minutes ago I reached my tipping point and had to expel yesterdays dinner into the public toilet.

    I have secured a Groupon to eat and drink at a new Mexican restaurant tomorrow. On November 10th I will depart my house, to once again fill my colon.

    And that is my second poop of the day.

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    first

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    • #3
      wut
      2014 GT
      2013 FX2 ecoboost

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      • #4
        Congratulations on your ability to do so, good luck on your next meal, and I'm not jealous of the size of your colon.

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        • #5
          Your turds run 585?
          2012 GT500

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          • #6
            I wish i could go out to eat




            on my daddys dollar

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
              Congratulations on your ability to do so, good luck on your next meal, and I'm not jealous of the size of your colon.
              i keep it above the belt

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              • #8
                I'm going to Braums for some ice cream.

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                • #9
                  Ice cream always helps to keep the sphincter cool after Mexican food.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Snatch Napkin View Post
                    Ice cream always helps to keep the sphincter cool after Mexican food.
                    coward, just lactate all over your problems vs. actually doing something about them...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by dville_gt View Post
                      coward, just lactate all over your problems vs. actually doing something about them...
                      dont you know lactation is how this nation was founded?!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by dville_gt View Post
                        coward, just lactate all over your problems vs. actually doing something about them...
                        I've heard that one before.....

















                        ....said no one ever.
                        2012 GT500

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by dville_gt View Post
                          coward, just lactate all over your problems vs. actually doing something about them...
                          Carefull, Craig will come in here and question your love of living since you just shit out eveything good.
                          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                            dont you know lactation is how this nation was founded?!
                            this nation wasn't founded by people lactating all over well established Mexican food, they were lactating on berries and squirrels. i highly doubt you are gonna lactate on any squirrels on your adventure to braums.

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                            • #15
                              I'm glad a Cow lactated to provide me this ice cream.

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