FTP (Louisiana version)

[kenny c]

Thu - left at 4:22am to go from Austin to Slidell, LA (just N of New Orleans) to see the parents. I'm .6 miles away, when I get stopped by a Slidell officer hiding behind a bush with his car tucked back in the shrubs. He stepped out and waived me down with his hand... going 34 in a 25.

My car (Prius) was packed with gifts, blinds for my parents new house, me, the wife, and the 2 year old. He checked the car, asked where I was coming from, asked if we had speed limits there... I was nice, told him we were 528 miles into a 529 mile trip. He looked at my daughter, waived to her, and told her to have me slow down...

Damn you nice cops. Slackers.

I should've expained how this site works, and how I was supposed to get on here and blame him for me breaking the law...

[GE]

I dunno if I'd admit to owning a Prius around here...

[davbrucas]

I would have given you a ticket just for the car you drive because 99.8% of Prius owners are liberal fucktards.

[Cannon88]

I dunno if I'd admit to owning a Prius around here...

x2

[kenny c]

I dunno if I'd admit to owning a Prius around here...

I would have given you a ticket just for the car you drive because 99.8% of Prius owners are liberal fucktards.

x2

Hang on... let me clarify... it is a company car. Free car, free gas, free insurance.

[Big A]

Hang on... let me clarify... it is a company car. Free car, free gas, free insurance.

That definitely helps your case.

[kenny c]

I would have given you a ticket just for the car you drive because 99.8% of Prius owners are liberal fucktards.

Don't make me drive over there and beat your ass in pool...

[davbrucas]

Don't make me drive over there and beat your ass in pool...

You pass right through here on your way back home...but I dont play any more so you shouldnt have trouble beating me if you play at all...libtard.

[YALE]

Hang on... let me clarify... it is a company car. Free car, free gas, free insurance.

Is the TT/stroked clevor/glide-backed coupe in the garage? kidding...

[kenny c]

.libtard.

really?

[kenny c]

Is the TT/stroked clevor/glide-backed coupe in the garage? kidding...

No... I have a roller that just keeps collecting dust.

[davbrucas]

really?

Really what? It was a joke.

[Taylor]

Hang on... let me clarify... it is a company car. Free car, free gas, free insurance.

Well in that case, party on.

[YALE]

No... I have a roller that just keeps collecting dust.

Sounds like I just gave you a goal. You're welcome.