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...and the person needing to go to the airport won't wake the fuck up! Shit like this annoys me. "Hey, would you mind inconveniencing yourself for me...at my own convenience?"
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put your penis in her mouth while she's asleep.Comment
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What sucks even worse is waking up at 4am to get to the airport by 5:30am....
<-- at airport, bout to raise up and get my travel on...Comment
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Lol. I just sat down on a plane. Been up since 430 also but I always drive myself.
Tell your lazy ass friend to stop shitting on the favor you're doing him. That would annoy the hell out of me.Comment
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can i guess who they voted for?
god bless.It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick DouglassComment
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They voted for Romney, actually. He woke up about 10 minutes after I posted this so it wasn't too bad. Still fucking annoying.Originally posted by ELVIS View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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other way around.Originally posted by Roscoe View Post"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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You're talking about Poopnut2. Of COURSE he did.Originally posted by Roscoe View PostOriginally posted by PGreenCobraOriginally posted by Trip McNeelyComment
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I've had the opposite happen. I was leaving for vegas and my boss was supposed to be my ride. I drove out to his place(I normally store my truck there when I'm out of town) and couldn't get him to wake up.
I left the remote at his house where he could find it. Drove to the airport and stashed the key inside. Texted him directions on where to find it. He picked it up about 30 minutes after I took off..Comment
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it works, but I would warn them first
after you do it once, all it takes is the threat from then on.Originally posted by Fatass View PostDon't worry about what you can't change.
Do the best you can with what you have.
Be honest, even if it hurts.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy; Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" ... Winston ChurchillComment
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Yep. Who was it who said their dad used to put marbles in the freezer, and when they wouldnt wake up he would throw a handful of them in the bed? Fuck that, little bastards chasing you around wherever you roll.Originally posted by jyro View PostComment
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