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  • Speaking of Chiropractors. Magic Gypsy Hands?

    I went to one for the first time today after buying one of those groupon type deals. It was for an initial "exam" and a massage (sorry, no rub and tug). It was a damn good price just for the deep tissue massage alone.
    So, pre-rub, the chiro asks me some questions what ailments I may or may not have and has me lie down on the table and lightly presses certain areas on my spine and says that there is definitely some "stuff" going on and I would need to get x-rays to further determine what that "stuff" is and what the course of action would be. I can understand that, but what I'm having difficulty with is how he can tell "stuff" is going on with about 30 seconds of what seemed to me too little pressure to tell anything.
    Maybe he's just that good, or maybe he was more interested in persuading me to get x-rays as soon as possible to earn a new customer. Heck of a nice guy, just not sure if I'm buying it.

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    His penis touched your back.
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    • #3
      You could've pm'd Andre, fool!
      ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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      • #4
        Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
        His penis touched your back.
        Then I got robbed on a full hour of penis-back touching. He has female therapists that do the massage part.

        Originally posted by Yale View Post
        You could've pm'd Andre, fool!
        Eh, it was one of those things. Too cheap and easy to just click and buy it. I'm not sure I'm sold on the whole chiro thing yet or that I even need one. If I'm gonna be a one-time visit cheap ass, I would have rather it not been with board member.

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        • #5
          Solid reasoning.
          ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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          • #6
            Chiros are all about upselling you shit. As soon as you say you have health insurance all they see are dollar signs. They are health care parasites and just one part of the reason costs are so fucking high.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jedi View Post
              Chiros are all about upselling you shit. As soon as you say you have health insurance all they see are dollar signs. They are health care parasites and just one part of the reason costs are so fucking high.
              Just as with anything, bad apples ruin it for the rest. I have a damn good chiro I've used. They aren't all insurance scammers.
              Originally posted by BradM
              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
              Originally posted by Leah
              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jedi View Post
                Chiros are all about upselling you shit. As soon as you say you have health insurance all they see are dollar signs. They are health care parasites and just one part of the reason costs are so fucking high.
                Not true for all of them.

                My chiro rocks and is an awesome guy. He has never upsold me anything. I went a few times for some elbow and back issues, now that everything seems better, he told me to make an appointment when I think I need an adjustment, but no need to schedule a regular visit unless I thought I needed it.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                  Not true for all of them.

                  My chiro rocks and is an awesome guy. He has never upsold me anything. I went a few times for some elbow and back issues, now that everything seems better, he told me to make an appointment when I think I need an adjustment, but no need to schedule a regular visit unless I thought I needed it.
                  Name and location? PM me if you want. I might be in the market soon.
                  How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jedi View Post
                    Chiros are all about upselling you shit. As soon as you say you have health insurance all they see are dollar signs. They are health care parasites and just one part of the reason costs are so fucking high.


                    You sure have been bitter lately. And this is coming from ME. Do yourself a favor and increase your daily masturbation schedule to once before work, once during, and once after. You're welcome in advance.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Geor! View Post
                      Name and location? PM me if you want. I might be in the market soon.
                      Dr Manfre, corner of Rosemeade and Josey.

                      manfrechiro.1mobb.com

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                        Dr Manfre, corner of Rosemeade and Josey.

                        manfrechiro.1mobb.com
                        Thanks. You know his rates, by chance?

                        Never mind, you have good insurance.
                        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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