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  • #91
    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    You guys just go ahead and stay excited for Matt. I've seen the pictures of her nightstand.
    She knows that shit isn't tolerated any more

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Silverback View Post
      She knows that shit isn't tolerated any more

      No more maid? On one hand I'm proud of your pimp hand, on the other I'm wondering if you've miscalculated potential with the help!

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      • #93
        Originally posted by talisman View Post
        No more maid? On one hand I'm proud of your pimp hand, on the other I'm wondering if you've miscalculated potential with the help!
        I'm looking at the brakes catching on fire from being stomped on so hard after the wedding cake is cut.

        Originally posted by PGreenCobra
        I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
        Originally posted by Trip McNeely
        Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
        dont downshift!!
        Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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        • #94
          Originally posted by JC316 View Post
          I never shave. Ever. Going on 27 years old and a razor has never touched my face. I just don't grow facial hair.
          It's got to be that Kaufman water.
          Don't Mess With Texas.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Silverback View Post
            Not married, Yet. She's put up with me for the last three years tho.

            I'd say she's the one out punting her coverage.

            PS. She's 15 years younger than me.
            Nice... Glad to see that Brooks and I arent the only ones with a good gap between ages.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by KoopaTroopa View Post
              Nice... Glad to see that Brooks and I arent the only ones with a good gap between ages.
              Grow the gnarliest crotch bush you can this month for brooks.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by jdgregory84 View Post
                I'm 28. I'm just tired of doing bullshit day jobs that I dread going to every day. Gonna try and be a coach.


                Can you still do that with a dee dub?


                Originally posted by Shaggin Wagon View Post
                Train early is what I was told. I didn't listen...

                haha, sucker!

                Originally posted by talisman View Post
                You guys just go ahead and stay excited for Matt. I've seen the pictures of her nightstand.
                lol

                Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                I'm looking at the brakes catching on fire from being stomped on so hard after the wedding cake is cut.
                The three rings of marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering.
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                  Not married, Yet. She's put up with me for the last three years tho.

                  I'd say she's the one out punting her coverage.

                  PS. She's 15 years younger than me.
                  You must have a great personality, cause you're a goofy looking bastard to be pulling that kinda tail

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by 4EyedTurd View Post
                    You must have a great personality, cause you're a goofy looking bastard to be pulling that kinda tail
                    Post up you and your woman. Then you can talk shit.

                    I can't believe how much gray is in my beard this year.

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                    • Originally posted by 4EyedTurd View Post
                      You must have a great personality, cause you're a goofy looking bastard to be pulling that kinda tail
                      It definitely isn't my tiny penis.

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                      • Kept a goatee, but the beard came off today.

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                        • Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                          This was a week ago before I shaved.
                          This was a few months ago with the old lady at a wedding.
                          That room is straight outta the 70's lol, but it's kind of awesome in a weird way. Oh and yeah there's gotta be some kind of blackmail going on in that relationship!
                          Originally posted by Nash B.
                          Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                          • No shave November came to an end for me this morning. I felt like a fucking crackhead scratching my face all the time.

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                            • I had to shave my neck, can't stand the itching... But the rest of the face still growing strong unless it kills my sex life totally, then it will come off.
                              Originally posted by stevo
                              Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

                              Stevo

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                              • Originally posted by BradM View Post
                                Post up you and your woman. Then you can talk shit.

                                I can't believe how much gray is in my beard this year.
                                Calm down child, it was a friendly joke and he obviously got it, unlike you

                                I started growing mine mid october but had to shave the neck

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