Stop enforcing the law assholes!

[Taylor]

there's a local Highway patrol officer that'll usually ticket me every 3rd stop. He's always been pretty cool with me, but hell he's ticketed all but by youngest sister I think. I've had him pull me over and ask when or how long I've had a certain vehicle. He's always popped me for speeding. I wasn't paying attention once, left the local bike night to run down, make a u-turn and do a nice standup wheelie. As I was making the u-turn a convertible came by with the top down and a couple chicks. My plan was to roll up next to them quick, drop back to 2nd, and roll a nice 70ish mph standup past my buddies. Just as I was about to slow down from catching the vert I glanced in the mirror and saw red\blues. It was sammy, clocked me at 96, wrote me a ticket in view of all my buddies, and sent me on my way. He was like " I clocked you at ...., that's a little fast for a warning", I made a random comment about it. He replied with " I don't believe I ticket'd you the previous 2 times. I thanked him for that and told him I wasn't complaining.


I learned a long time ago to be polite. The night I went to jail for unsafe speed was when it really hit me that the officer has everything to lose and all the risk when he's walking up to the car. That officer was pissed that night.

I can't stand your kind.

[line-em-up]

...

Really?


If your address was issued 3 months ago and it has your new address, then that's a dead giveaway.

There are others, but I'll keep those secret.

Do you have to register your car at your address? When, if, I get my mustang going again, I plan on registering it at a different address so the thieves can't get my address from my lp.

[YALE]

Most people who are affluent enough to afford a Mercedes have a better grasp of of the English language.

He actually does have one. He drove it to a Craig and Leah party once. All he did was sit in the corner, and try to look up girl's skirts, though. He wouldn't even talk to people unless they came up to him.

[YALE]

Do you have to register your car at your address? When, if, I get my mustang going again, I plan on registering it at a different address so the thieves can't get my address from my lp.

Register it in Oklahoma so you won't have to fuck with emissions.

[red89notch]

He actually does have one. He drove it to a Craig and Leah party once. All he did was sit in the corner, and try to look up girl's skirts, though. He wouldn't even talk to people unless they came up to him.

I didn't have to try. She was sitting directly accross from me and didn't cross her legs, I would be gay to not look. Yeah, I'm pretty shy. Sorry

[YALE]

I didn't have to try. She was sitting directly accross from me and didn't cross her legs, I would be gay to not look. Yeah, I'm pretty shy. Sorry

It's all good, dude. You kind of can't win with that one, unless you can get them to acknowledge it.

[racrguy]

He actually does have one. He drove it to a Craig and Leah party once. All he did was sit in the corner, and try to look up girl's skirts, though. He wouldn't even talk to people unless they came up to him.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I was trying to troll him, he didn't bite, now I look like a jackass.

[YALE]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I was trying to troll him, he didn't bite, now I look like a jackass.

LOL! Sorry, bud!

[shumpertdavid]

I can't stand your kind.

what kind would that be?

[clevelandkid]

what kind would that be?

I'd imagine he means the kind that didn't outgrow doing wheelies to impress girls when they turned 12, or the kind that thinks its ok to ride like a jackass, putting the lives of commuters around them in jeopardy, or the kind that refuses to learn their lesson no matter how many tickets or how many breaks they receive.

I can't stand that kind either.

[shumpertdavid]

I'd imagine he means the kind that didn't outgrow doing wheelies to impress girls when they turned 12, or the kind that thinks its ok to ride like a jackass, putting the lives of commuters around them in jeopardy, or the kind that refuses to learn their lesson no matter how many tickets or how many breaks they receive.

I can't stand that kind either.

I haven't been pulled over or had a ticket in several years, as far as riding goes, I do enjoy wheelies and rolling burnouts and such. One of the benefits of living in BFE is the lack of bullshit traffic. I'm not saying my riding style is right, ok, or approved of, but with a few exceptions I do most of my stunting on open/empty stretches of highway.

[32vfromhell]

have fun when you mail your proof of a residence change to the court and they dont get the mail and it goes to warrant =)

[aggie97]

"Sir, yes Sir, I screwed up Sir. I'll get that rectified ASAP! Thank you for your understanding Sir and I hope you have an uneventful night!"

A Trooper graced me with about the same situation on my way back from Lubbock after the UT/TT football game. Caught me red handed outside of Abilene doing 85 in a 70. He asked my Daughter who she wanted to win the game and she responded with "The Longhorns, of course." (My Daughter is 6.) He said "Little Lady, you just made your Daddy's day. Sir, please watch your speed, this here is a future Longhorn. She needs to get to UT in a couple of years. Have a great day Sir and Ma'am, you keep your Daddy from speeding." To that she responded "Yes Sir!" And gave me a go to hell look I'll never forget. (Again, she's 6.) Gotta love a Trooper who is more than situationally aware!

Have a similar one. I was headed back from Lubbock in a rental car. Black 2010 Impala. Cruising at 85-90, crested a hill and there was a trooper headed toward me in the opposite lane. The second he saw me he started pulling over to the shoulder to whip a bitch. As I got right up to him, I merely lifted my left hand and waived sort of like cops do to each other when they pass on the street. He saw the black impy and pulled back onto highway and rolled on. I never lifted or tapped the brakes. Kept on rolling down the road....at 65mph! I got really lucky as he must have thought I was a supervisor or unmarked headed back to the office?

[Darren M]

Have a similar one. I was headed back from Lubbock in a rental car. Black 2010 Impala. Cruising at 85-90, crested a hill and there was a trooper headed toward me in the opposite lane. The second he saw me he started pulling over to the shoulder to whip a bitch. As I got right up to him, I merely lifted my left hand and waived sort of like cops do to each other when they pass on the street. He saw the black impy and pulled back onto highway and rolled on. I never lifted or tapped the brakes. Kept on rolling down the road....at 65mph! I got really lucky as he must have thought I was a supervisor or unmarked headed back to the office?

It was the "cop" look you have, I guarantee it. All Aggies, even 2%ers, have this look.

There's no "just giving you shit" emoticon so this one will have to do.