Stop enforcing the law assholes!

[Cooter]

sounds like most of my LEO encounters...

[GTBrian23]

Yeah I know! Can you believe that shit! It seems like EVERY time I get pulled over it is like this! Bullshit!

[03trubluGT]

why did you tell him you dont live at that address anymore? It's not like he can verify it. Just say ya i do, or no officer, I moved 3 days ago.

Really?


If your address was issued 3 months ago and it has your new address, then that's a dead giveaway.

There are others, but I'll keep those secret.

[94form2000z]

Not a cheap ticket. I remember I got one for this BUT a very long time ago.
What pissed me off is I got the address fixed and totally expected the ticket to get dismissed with a $10 or so administrative fee. Nope it was like $150 even though I had it updated. What pissed me off even more is the lady in court ahead me was there for driving with an expired license. Well since she got her license renewed they dismissed her shit. I was like WTF? and I pretty much said those exact words to the bitch ass judge.

[red89notch]

And im not even white!

[Moose242]

Damn, wish I could catch a break every now and then. kid in Corvette = ticket every time.

[Cooter]

Damn, wish I could catch a break every now and then. kid in Corvette = ticket every time.

meh, rich kids deserve it

[red89notch]

Damn, wish I could catch a break every now and then. kid in Corvette = ticket every time.

Im 24 in a Benz

[Cooter]

Im 24 in a Benz

[red89notch]

Thats a clean 123 wagon. Mines an 09 E-class

[diablo rojo]

Summer of '99, I had just put the supercharger on the SS. I had to drive out to Plano early on a Sunday morning. I had just got on 121 in Bedford and decided to see what it would do. As I was coming over the hill just before Main/360 in Grapevine, a cop was just setting up under the bridge. I flew past him and knew it. Took me a ways to slow down, but I did and pulled over. He pulled up less than a minute later. Standard questions, "where you goin in such a hurry" and so forth. Then he says the magic words. "I know you were going in excess of 100 miles per hour"...bingo, he didn't have his gun ready...(I didn't feel like chiming in that it was pegged at 150). He got me for no front license plate, window tint too dark (but he didn't scratch it), and no proof of insurance (which got dismissed). Then he talked cars with me for a little while.

I knew I fucked up.....and that I'd gotten lucky that he didn't have the chance to clock me. He was pretty cool about it in my opinion.

[racrguy]

Thats a clean 123 wagon. Mines an 09 E-class

Most people who are affluent enough to afford a Mercedes have a better grasp of of the English language.

[shumpertdavid]

there's a local Highway patrol officer that'll usually ticket me every 3rd stop. He's always been pretty cool with me, but hell he's ticketed all but by youngest sister I think. I've had him pull me over and ask when or how long I've had a certain vehicle. He's always popped me for speeding. I wasn't paying attention once, left the local bike night to run down, make a u-turn and do a nice standup wheelie. As I was making the u-turn a convertible came by with the top down and a couple chicks. My plan was to roll up next to them quick, drop back to 2nd, and roll a nice 70ish mph standup past my buddies. Just as I was about to slow down from catching the vert I glanced in the mirror and saw red\blues. It was sammy, clocked me at 96, wrote me a ticket in view of all my buddies, and sent me on my way. He was like " I clocked you at ...., that's a little fast for a warning", I made a random comment about it. He replied with " I don't believe I ticket'd you the previous 2 times. I thanked him for that and told him I wasn't complaining.


I learned a long time ago to be polite. The night I went to jail for unsafe speed was when it really hit me that the officer has everything to lose and all the risk when he's walking up to the car. That officer was pissed that night.

[OreoStang]

"Sir, yes Sir, I screwed up Sir. I'll get that rectified ASAP! Thank you for your understanding Sir and I hope you have an uneventful night!"

A Trooper graced me with about the same situation on my way back from Lubbock after the UT/TT football game. Caught me red handed outside of Abilene doing 85 in a 70. He asked my Daughter who she wanted to win the game and she responded with "The Longhorns, of course." (My Daughter is 6.) He said "Little Lady, you just made your Daddy's day. Sir, please watch your speed, this here is a future Longhorn. She needs to get to UT in a couple of years. Have a great day Sir and Ma'am, you keep your Daddy from speeding." To that she responded "Yes Sir!" And gave me a go to hell look I'll never forget. (Again, she's 6.) Gotta love a Trooper who is more than situationally aware!

Great story

[red89notch]

Most people who are affluent enough to afford a Mercedes have a better grasp of of the English language.

You caught me in my lie. I dont have a Mercedes-Benz.