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    Stop enforcing the law assholes!

    So last night I was headed to Aubrey,TX going up the tollway when I got pulled over for speeding. I was doing 80 in a 70 when came over the hill and saw him. It was a classic hiding over the hill and the second I saw his brake light from him about to put it in gear and slowed down and pulled over in front of him. He only had to pull about 100 yards forward.

    He came to my passenger window, I was very polite to him and that asshole was polite back. THE NERVE. He didn't even give me a speeding ticket, but a ticket for failure to change address on my drivers licence(a fix-it ticket). These bastards must be stopped! I will have hell to raise if I dont get the fix-it ticket fixed in time and they want to charge me money!
    Originally posted by Marisa
    we women are all irrational and emotional and insane...some just hide it better than others.

    truth.
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    Enjoy your surcharge if you don't get it taken care of.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by red89notch View Post
      So last night I was headed to Aubrey,TX going up the tollway when I got pulled over for speeding. I was doing 80 in a 70 when came over the hill and saw him. It was a classic hiding over the hill and the second I saw his brake light from him about to put it in gear and slowed down and pulled over in front of him. He only had to pull about 100 yards forward.

      He came to my passenger window, I was very polite to him and that asshole was polite back. THE NERVE. He didn't even give me a speeding ticket, but a ticket for failure to change address on my drivers licence(a fix-it ticket). These bastards must be stopped! I will have hell to raise if I dont get the fix-it ticket fixed in time and they want to charge me money!
      why did you tell him you dont live at that address anymore? It's not like he can verify it. Just say ya i do, or no officer, I moved 3 days ago.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SMKR View Post
        why did you tell him you dont live at that address anymore? It's not like he can verify it. Just say ya i do, or no officer, I moved 3 days ago.
        The address on my licence is different than the cars registration (which he has access to) and my insurance card(which he had in the other hand.) Why lie to him? Best way to piss a state trooper off is to lie to him.
        Originally posted by Marisa
        we women are all irrational and emotional and insane...some just hide it better than others.

        truth.

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        • #5
          FTP!
          "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. "
          George Orwell

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          • #6
            "Sir, yes Sir, I screwed up Sir. I'll get that rectified ASAP! Thank you for your understanding Sir and I hope you have an uneventful night!"

            A Trooper graced me with about the same situation on my way back from Lubbock after the UT/TT football game. Caught me red handed outside of Abilene doing 85 in a 70. He asked my Daughter who she wanted to win the game and she responded with "The Longhorns, of course." (My Daughter is 6.) He said "Little Lady, you just made your Daddy's day. Sir, please watch your speed, this here is a future Longhorn. She needs to get to UT in a couple of years. Have a great day Sir and Ma'am, you keep your Daddy from speeding." To that she responded "Yes Sir!" And gave me a go to hell look I'll never forget. (Again, she's 6.) Gotta love a Trooper who is more than situationally aware!
            Originally posted by Taya Kyle, American Gun
            There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by red89notch View Post
              The address on my licence is different than the cars registration (which he has access to) and my insurance card(which he had in the other hand.) Why lie to him? Best way to piss a state trooper off is to lie to him.
              well then you deserve it, now get your shit updated

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Darren M View Post
                "Sir, yes Sir, I screwed up Sir. I'll get that rectified ASAP! Thank you for your understanding Sir and I hope you have an uneventful night!"

                A Trooper graced me with about the same situation on my way back from Lubbock after the UT/TT football game. Caught me red handed outside of Abilene doing 85 in a 70. He asked my Daughter who she wanted to win the game and she responded with "The Longhorns, of course." (My Daughter is 6.) He said "Little Lady, you just made your Daddy's day. Sir, please watch your speed, this here is a future Longhorn. She needs to get to UT in a couple of years. Have a great day Sir and Ma'am, you keep your Daddy from speeding." To that she responded "Yes Sir!" And gave me a go to hell look I'll never forget. (Again, she's 6.) Gotta love a Trooper who is more than situationally aware!
                That guy sucks at math.
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                • #9
                  Huh? (I assume it's the "couple of years" comment?)
                  Originally posted by Taya Kyle, American Gun
                  There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Darren M View Post
                    "Sir, yes Sir, I screwed up Sir. I'll get that rectified ASAP! Thank you for your understanding Sir and I hope you have an uneventful night!"

                    A Trooper graced me with about the same situation on my way back from Lubbock after the UT/TT football game. Caught me red handed outside of Abilene doing 85 in a 70. He asked my Daughter who she wanted to win the game and she responded with "The Longhorns, of course." (My Daughter is 6.) He said "Little Lady, you just made your Daddy's day. Sir, please watch your speed, this here is a future Longhorn. She needs to get to UT in a couple of years. Have a great day Sir and Ma'am, you keep your Daddy from speeding." To that she responded "Yes Sir!" And gave me a go to hell look I'll never forget. (Again, she's 6.) Gotta love a Trooper who is more than situationally aware!
                    All cops are assholes, that didn't happen!

                    Awesome story dude, honesty is always the best policy.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Darren M View Post
                      Huh? (I assume it's the "couple of years" comment?)
                      Yeah, unless your daughter looks 16
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
                        Yeah, unless your daughter looks 16
                        Not even close. If that wasn't the issue then what "math" did they/I suck at?
                        Originally posted by Taya Kyle, American Gun
                        There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent.

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                        • #13
                          No, that was it. Your daughter won't be a Longhorn in a couple of years.
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                          HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                          • #14
                            Agreed.
                            Originally posted by Taya Kyle, American Gun
                            There comes a time when honest debate, serious diplomatic efforts, and logical arguments have been exhausted and only men and women willing to take up arms against evil will suffice to save the freedom of a nation or continent.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
                              No, that was it. Your daughter won't be a Longhorn in a couple of years.
                              Who has 2 thumbs and laughed at the joke?


                              <-----this guy

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