***christmas party dates***12/1/12 & 12/15/12

[DON SVO]

Fail

Correct. Ashley would have removed my arms and beat me to death with them.

...beating an unarmed man. nevermind. I laughed.

[Sam88gta1]

Well I was talking about the blonde on the other side of the table, although my beer goggles might have been very foggy around that point. Sadly Sams gigantic head must have been blocking your wife from my field of vision

How dare you talk about the size of my head when you show up sporting a MiddleEastern like Unibrow.

[dville_gt]

Fail

meh, it's monday, i should at least get an e for effort.

[Damnittsteve]

i heard jason say someone brought their mom?

[Mike]

10 pages by 1700

[Sam88gta1]

Correct. Ashley would have removed my arms and beat me to death with them.

...beating an unarmed man. nevermind. I laughed.

I assume you mean your Ashley. My Ashley is too nice to hurt little people.

[black2002ls]

I thought you were bringing them? We will be there.

Yeah, I'm bringing them

[dville_gt]

How dare you talk about the size of my head when you show up sporting a MiddleEastern like Unibrow.

last i heard i have about as much hair on my eyebrows as you've got around your vag

[talisman]

i heard jason say someone brought their mom?

Maybe Don could elaborate before he is found murdered in a ditch somewhere.

[Sam88gta1]

last i heard i have about as much hair on my eyebrows as you've got around your vag

If that were true I wouldn't be able to put pants on.


Why did your wife storm out of the place? She looked pissed!

[2165 Turbo Rail]

Why did your wife storm out of the place? She looked pissed!

This is no lie!

[dville_gt]

If that were true I wouldn't be able to put pants on.


Why did your wife storm out of the place? She looked pissed!

okay, that was pretty good.

i don't really recall, she wanted to go home from the other party so i was on borrowed time from the start.

[Sam88gta1]

okay, that was pretty good.

i don't really recall, she wanted to go home from the other party so i was on borrowed time from the start.

Next time send her over to our table. We have good conversation.

[2165 Turbo Rail]

Lmfao

[Mike]

pics of pissed wife?