Anyone else get depressed around the hollidays?

[jluv]

It's actually a mixture of BBQ sauce and grape jelly. We cook little smokies in it then let anyone who's been through menopause rub it on their tits.

Can I just rub my little smokie directly on the bbq jelly covered boobs?

[BradM]

Can I just rub my little smokie directly on the bbq jelly covered boobs?

Sure, tastes great, got the recepie from the chef at mi dia from scratch.

[idrivea4banger]

All hail the first Christmas!!

[jluv]

I've stayed there 10 times or more, and never had an issue. No hotels have beds as soft as yours.

They have those stupid sleep number beds. We put ours on the softest setting and they are still rock hard. I've only stayed there 3 times, so I guess it's possible they were broken every time. We stay at a couple of cheap places by C&L's house, and the beds are much more tolerable.

[bcoop]

They have those stupid sleep number beds. We put ours on the softest setting and they are still rock hard. I've only stayed there 3 times, so I guess it's possible they were broken every time. We stay at a couple of cheap places by C&L's house, and the beds are much more tolerable.

The last time I stayed there, it wasn't a sleep number. Thank baby jesus. I HATE sleep number beds. But, I'm usually out like a fucking light, because I'm a fucking genius.

[jluv]

Sure, tastes great, got the recepie from the chef at mi dia from scratch.

I've been told my little smokie tastes great with or without sauce. in fact, Elvis won't stop telling me. He even wrote me a poem. I'll see if I can find it!

[Baron Von Crowder]

The last time I stayed there, it wasn't a sleep number. Thank baby jesus. I HATE sleep number beds. But, I'm usually out like a fucking light, because I'm a fucking genius.

Im gonna be Stephen Hawking, Id better have a room somewhere.

[BradM]

I've been told my little smokie tastes great with or without sauce. in fact, Elvis won't stop telling me. He even wrote me a poem. I'll see if I can find it!

Oh LAWD!

[jluv]

Found it!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucking love your little smokie in my mouth!



Elvis sucks at poetry.

[BradM]

Found it!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucking love your little smokie in my mouth!

god bless

Elvis sucks at poetry.

fify

[jluv]

fify

D'oh! Good catch!

[Taylor]

There's clinical depression and then there's being a little whiney bitch.

They say there's more suicides this time of year. Just don't lay down in front of my train.

[Rick Modena]

<----- Fucking IN!

Not that anyone cares, but I'm more than likely out.

I care, but im out too, or is it to, two, maybe even tew...

[Treasure Chest]

the last time i stayed there, it wasn't a sleep number. Thank baby jesus. I hate sleep number beds. But, i'm usually out like a fucking light, because i travel with apple pie flavored kerosene.

fify!

[bcoop]

fify!

That was the last time I've had any apple pie!