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    Cheers, bitches!


    Do Intelligent People Drink More Alcohol?




    The next time you're inclined to enjoy an extra glass of wine, consider that it may be a reflection of your intelligence.

    That is one of the findings from data from the National Child Development Study in the United Kingdom and the National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health in the United States.

    Childhood intelligence, measured before the age of 16, was categorized in five cognitive classes, ranging from "very dull," "dull," "normal," "bright" and "very bright."

    The Americans were revisited seven years later. The British youths, on the other hand, were followed in their 20s, 30s and 40s. Researchers measured their drinking habits as the participants became older.

    More intelligent children in both studies grew up to drink alcohol more frequently and in greater quantities than less intelligent children. In the Brits' case, "very bright" children grew up to consume nearly eight-tenths of a standard deviation more alcohol than their "very dull" cohorts.

    Researchers controlled for demographic variables -- such as marital status, parents' education, earnings, childhood social class and more -- that may have also affected adult drinking. Still, the findings held true: Smarter kids were drinking more as adults.

    So why do smarter kids end up drinking more? Hypotheses abound.

    Psychology Today takes an evolutionary approach.

    They argue that drinkable alcohol is a relatively novel invention of 10,000 years ago. Our ancestors had previously gotten their alcohol kick through eating rotten fruits, so more intelligent humans may be more likely to choose modern alcoholic beverages.

    Although increased alcohol consumption could be a reflection of exceptional brainpower, drinking more will certainly not make you any more intelligent than you already are.

  • #2
    This is awesome.

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    • #3
      I intelligence til I pass out, motherfucker!

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      • #4
        I was fucking smart last night.
        Originally posted by talisman
        I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
        Originally posted by AdamLX
        If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        Because fuck you, that's why
        Originally posted by 80coupe
        nice dick, Idrivea4banger
        Originally posted by Rick Modena
        ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
        Originally posted by Jester
        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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        • #5
          Sending this to the bosses at work

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          • #6
            Awesome!

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            • #7
              Many alcoholics must be geniuses in the making then, assuming they started out intelligent.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The King View Post
                Many alcoholics must be geniuses in the making then, assuming they started out intelligent.
                Actually you aren't too far off. I'd have to do some research to find the study, but alcoholics have a chemical in their brain that non alcoholics don't have. There was a study of this, and they stumbled on the fact that the group that had the chemical also scored higher on IQ and training tests.
                "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                • #9
                  I just bought a nice bottle of Cragganmore last night. I felt my intelgience go up too points.
                  How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                  • #10
                    I'm sorry Mr. Boss man, I can't make it in to work today, I got way too smart last night. In fact, I may still be a little smart this morning.

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                    • #11
                      Works for me.

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                      • #12
                        Explains why 03trublugt is such a dumbass.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Geor! View Post
                          I just bought a nice bottle of Cragganmore last night. I felt my intelgience go up too points.
                          Being a Steelers fan brings it back down automatically.
                          Originally posted by talisman
                          I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                          Originally posted by AdamLX
                          If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                          Because fuck you, that's why
                          Originally posted by 80coupe
                          nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                          Originally posted by Rick Modena
                          ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                          Originally posted by Jester
                          Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                          • #14
                            Getting my intelligence on now.

                            Thank goodness for Jäger. This shitty day is retiring.

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                            • #15
                              Maybe that's why i'm such a dumbass.

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