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So about 12:10am, one of my exes starts texting me making conversation. She's married now, so I don't know where this will go. Probably nowhere but I'll keep y'all updated. Don't expect much.
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"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson -
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Oh noez. The ultimate drunk texting night.Comment
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To the max. Unfortunately for me, it appears she has a DD. That was her last text anyways. This girl was obsessed with me the month or so that we dated. She just texted "Thanks. You were always my favorite." I don't know how...as soon as she got kinda clingy I started being as ass to her.Originally posted by Dave View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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Id ask for some titty pics!And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus SanctiComment
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I've gotten that phone call new years day. She's asking me if I remember calling last night lol!Comment
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Too soon. It's been a few minutes since she sent her last text, so I'll wait. If she sends another in a bit, I might ask her "Can I get something to remember you by?" or something cheesy like that. Last time I did that, she sent me an ass pic of her in some weird three strapped thong. Unfortunately that was about 4 phones ago so I don't still have it. This girl is definitely in the top 2 girls I've been with down for fucked up shit. I remember once we were watching a movie. "Harry Potter" I shit you not and she just started fingering herself...so I joined in. Another time, she was giving me a HJ, working me up and her mom called. She kept doing it while talking to her mom. I could barely keep it up I was laughing so hard on the inside and in a way I was a bit embarassed.Originally posted by Boondock Saint View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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in....this has potentialJustinComment
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lmao reminds me of the time in high school at my gfs house. Were in the middle of it and her dad comes home. I suddenly stop and you can hear him calling out her name and saying he is home. I dont know wether to get up and dive out a window or what. She whispers "dont stop" Im like WTF your dad is home. all this time I am trying not to laugh. So she gets up and turns on the shower and radio lets it run.. Talk about trying to bust a nut with the thought of getting your ass kicked at the same time.Originally posted by poopnut2 View PostAnd Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus SanctiComment
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Dammit. The texts have stopped. We'll see what happens."Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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I am gonna go with balls deep LOLOriginally posted by scootro View PostAnd Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus SanctiComment
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Like I said in the first post. Don't expect much. With her being married, I won't pursue it.Originally posted by scootro View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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Her husband is a Dallas cop, too. So even more of a reason.Originally posted by scootro View Post
If it comes to me, I won't turn it down, but going after it is a crackerjacks box of shit I don't want a part of."Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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