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I'll be up early too to go hunting.
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Haha! I punched my wife in the face one time while I was sleeping, good times. Well not for her. True story.Originally posted by Mike View PostComment
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At this point I almost think mine take prefer being punched over me peeing in laundry baskets everytime I get drunkOriginally posted by BradM View PostComment
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Have you tried super glueing his hands and feet to the bed yet?Comment
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No. I give him $5 every time he spends the entire night in his bed.Originally posted by mstng86 View PostComment
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Fuck, five dollars! Start low, give him some peanuts or something.Originally posted by Mike View PostComment
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It's my own fault. I started giving him $1s everytime he kept his pants dry all night. Unfortunatly he know the difference now.Originally posted by mstng86 View PostComment
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The whistles go WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!Comment
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I'm waking up at 5am to go to work. And I've had 5 beers and two shots of cheap tequila so far.You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.Comment
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Iz dat WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!Comment
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$$$$$$$$$$$$choooooooooooo$$$$$$chooooooooooooo$$$ $$$$$$$Originally posted by dieselsmoke View PostComment
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I'll be farting at that timeOriginally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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