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  • #76
    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
    Drop the tits down about 18" or so, near the hip area.
    and wider. MUCH... MUCH wider.



    brent made me say it!
    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
    dont downshift!!
    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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    • #77
      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
      Drop the tits down about 18" or so, near the hip area.


      Don't forget it needs the Depends Craig ripped off with his teeth sitting next to the front tire.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by talisman View Post
        Don't forget it needs the Depends Craig ripped off with his teeth sitting next to the front tire.
        Dont forget the can of wd-40!
        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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        • #79
          I hope you washed your son's sheets after we left Saturday... Bea was crazy

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          • #80
            Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
            and wider. MUCH... MUCH wider.



            brent made me say it!
            Oh, snap!

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            • #81
              Faptacular
              Originally posted by talisman
              I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
              Originally posted by AdamLX
              If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              Because fuck you, that's why
              Originally posted by 80coupe
              nice dick, Idrivea4banger
              Originally posted by Rick Modena
              ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
              Originally posted by Jester
              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                I'm not saying I never care. I do, maybe 2 out of 10 times. But I really have no interest in repeat business. At all. I mean, I try to outdo myself every time, but I couldn't care less if they ever came back for more.
                Eh, different strokes. I always like to have a few on call.
                Originally posted by lincolnboy
                After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
                  Eh, different strokes. I always like to have a few on call.
                  A true dfwm baller has at least a 2 year waiting list and wouldn't even give the hottest of ladies a repeat shot.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                    ^^^this. We've screwed in all of the kids' beds, the living room, kitchen, garage, dining room, back patio, in the jeep, in both bathrooms, Robert's shop....the list goes on.
                    exactly

                    always lookin for new places to hit it!
                    May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                    Semper Fi

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      Drop the tits down about 18" or so, near the hip area.
                      Leah should be happy she didn't walk out and see Chili doing something like this:

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
                        Eh, different strokes. I always like to have a few on call.
                        Obviously, but chicks generally aren't intelligent, and are easy. So your performance doesn't play as much in to it as you think it does. I've had 5 on call, until 2 weeks ago, and it dropped to 2. I'm already back up to 4, and that doesn't include the bar sluts and chicks I meet up with when I travel.


                        Now, I'm certain my dick is going to rot off one day in the not so distant future. I'm just saying, I've got a ton of experience with this. The less you care, the better it works out for you. It's the not giving a shit that brings them back. Trust me. Unless you're looking for a wife.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by jluv View Post
                          I still can't believe you used the hoist to put her on the washing machine.
                          El Oh El!

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                            Obviously, but chicks generally aren't intelligent, and are easy. So your performance doesn't play as much in to it as you think it does. I've had 5 on call, until 2 weeks ago, and it dropped to 2. I'm already back up to 4, and that doesn't include the bar sluts and chicks I meet up with when I travel.


                            Now, I'm certain my dick is going to rot off one day in the not so distant future. I'm just saying, I've got a ton of experience with this. The less you care, the better it works out for you. It's the not giving a shit that brings them back. Trust me. Unless you're looking for a wife.
                            To add to this superb advice, the more you care the harder it is to get rid of them.

                            Getting them isnt the hard part, getting rid of them is...

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                            • #89
                              Did you ever find out if your son is reading the board?

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                              • #90
                                I forgot about this joyous wonder...... With a horrible visual....

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