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  • #31
    Originally posted by Leah View Post
    What. The. Fuck?
    Seriously. I just hope people take advantage of it-that's a really cool thing for them to do.
    just trying to blow your mind leah.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Damnittsteve View Post
      just trying to blow your mind leah.
      Congrats! You did it!
      Token Split Tail

      Originally posted by slow99
      Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
      Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
      You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Da Prez View Post
        I work for AAA, and we are offering a program called Tipsy Toe, if you're drunk and need a ride home call (800)222-4357 and they will get you home safely no ID or membership required...
        Is the ride home free? I will be broke after mid-night!
        92 Undercover SSP Coupe.
        15 GT w/PP

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Steve View Post
          The only way to guarantee that is to keep your ass at home tonight. Otherwise, you're taking your chances.
          Steve that is just not going to happen...
          That MF'er is prolly so fast it would be like riding a big giant can of rape named bubba just outta prison set free in a girls college dorm.

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          • #35
            And when you guys get a 6 hour wait time in Tarrant county for AAA, call Titan Towing. I'm not going to be able to do it for free, but I will give the lowest possible price I can. Make sure to mention DFWMustangs when you call.

            Thanks!
            Kyle
            817-804-0334
            Owner of Titan Towing
            817.478.7201

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            • #36
              Take these numbers with you guys! It's a "No Refusal" weekend so they will be taking blood if you don't blow. If they'll do it to an Officer they will do it to you. Thanks for posting this Fred and Kyle.
              "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. "
              George Orwell

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              • #37
                Who needs AAA?

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by GE View Post
                  Who needs AAA?

                  Oh SHIT! Bwahahahahaha!
                  Token Split Tail

                  Originally posted by slow99
                  Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
                  Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
                  You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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                  • #39
                    If anyone needs a ride, ill be at the bar.
                    Originally posted by talisman
                    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                    Originally posted by AdamLX
                    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                    Because fuck you, that's why
                    Originally posted by 80coupe
                    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                    Originally posted by Rick Modena
                    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                    Originally posted by Jester
                    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by GE View Post
                      Who needs AAA?

                      Haha lol lmfao ROFL!!!
                      Originally posted by talisman
                      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                      Originally posted by AdamLX
                      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      Because fuck you, that's why
                      Originally posted by 80coupe
                      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena
                      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                      • #41
                        The only thing that would make that better would be Ryan out the driver's side.

                        FWIW, he's trying, gotta beautiful baby, and he's trying.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by UserX View Post
                          I think this is more for publicity than anything, I bet if you call for a ride it takes them at least 2 hours to pick you up.

                          If I'm wrong, props to AAA.
                          I'm waiting to hear the story of the drunk guy that called Tipsy Tow and passed out waiting for the wrecker. The cop finds him passed out in the car with the keys in the ignition and arrests him for DWI anyway.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Da Prez View Post
                            I work for AAA, and we are offering a program called Tipsy Toe, if you're drunk and need a ride home call (800)222-4357 and they will get you home safely no ID or membership required...
                            A drunk phalange?

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                            • #44
                              Can we ask for Fred. LOL
                              Whos your Daddy?

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                                I'm waiting to hear the story of the drunk guy that called Tipsy Tow and passed out waiting for the wrecker. The cop finds him passed out in the car with the keys in the ignition and arrests him for DWI anyway.
                                I did exactly that, at Pappa's pizza no less. I showed the officer that my keys were in the console, and he allowed me to exit the vehicle, and find a ride home.

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