My wife wears the pants in the family: she hides my stuff she hates. How to stop her?

[Ratt]

My wife doesn't move my shit. She knows better, because I'll move her shit to some obscure place out of spite. If it's in the way, she tells me, and I'll move it.

[Racewerx]

My mail order bride is still overwhelmed with indoor living. So she already thinks everything is in it's place.

[SSMAN]

My wife did that shit too. So i divorced her. Now that she is gone, my shit still comes up missing.wtf?

[dumpycapri85]

Just reading this makes me reminds me why I am so happy I got divorced ! That shit drove me crazy .

[mustangguy289]

Mine only does it to me after asking me a ton not to put something in a certain spot. Then she puts it up somewhere high (she is taller than me). I will ask where that something went and she will start laughing. I get the stool out and go find it. lol

As payback, I always make sure I wake her up in the mornings when she does this.

[line-em-up]

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[CJ-95GT]

I don't have this problem, but I put my shit away when I get home.

[IHaveAMustang]

Hmmm...wife and I don't have this problem. I don't touch her stuff, she doesn't touch mine.

If one of us needs to use/move something, we ask.

Communication.

Weird.

[abecx]

maybe if you gave her more attention she wouldnt hide shit

[downshift_me]

Mine only does it to me after asking me a ton not to put something in a certain spot. Then she puts it up somewhere high (she is taller than me). I will ask where that something went and she will start laughing. I get the stool out and go find it. lol

As payback, I always make sure I wake her up in the mornings when she does this.

Bwahahaha!

[Moose242]

married life must suck..

Shit I don't know about that one. I have a girlfriend now who is pretty cool. When she stays over I come home from work and my bed is made, my house is clean as fuck, and my dishes are done. I could live with that (five or six years down the road).

[Wicked98Snake]

Shit I don't know about that one. I have a girlfriend now who is pretty cool. When she stays over I come home from work and my bed is made, my house is clean as fuck, and my dishes are done. I could live with that (five or six years down the road).

This man speaks da troof! I don't want to do my own laundry, I don't want to wash all those dishes, and I damn sure ain't going to make my OWN sandwiches! Marriage is modern day slavery, but you gotta crack that whip every now and then to keep them women in line, otherwise them hoes will revolt and you'll never hear the end of it for 50-60 years!

[bcoop]

I never thought divorce would be so glorious, but I'l be goddamned if it isn't.

[Sleeper]

I love what my wife does for me, But its easier to live alone. I'd be Rolling in the piles of money i could be saving.

[Redd]

Shit I don't know about that one. I have a girlfriend now who is pretty cool. When she stays over I come home from work and my bed is made, my house is clean as fuck, and my dishes are done. I could live with that (five or six years down the road).

That all stops soon as she eats the wedding cake lol