My wife wears the pants in the family: she hides my stuff she hates. How to stop her?

[Dan03mach]

You can always take things that she likes and hide them and not tell her where they are. And when she gets all pissed off tell her to leave your shit the fuck alone then. It will work. Been there done that.

[94form2000z]

My wife knows not to touch my stuff. IF she moves it, she puts it on my nightstand. Being a real prick early on aided in this.

I would hide her shit, or anything of hers just laying around where it doesn't belong, throw it in the trash. Socks, shoes, pens, a candle, cigarettes, lighter, soda, what ever it is.

You can always take things that she likes and hide them and not tell her where they are. And when she gets all pissed off tell her to leave your shit the fuck alone then. It will work. Been there done that.

All of the above. Tell her to leave your shit alone, and hide some of her stuff and see how she likes it. I would start with her purse or maybe phone.

[Txstang1]

My wife knows better

[likeitfast55]

Even better.............favorite shirt......old,faded,comfortable,holes and all. You wear it on Saturday around the house to work on cars,mow lawn etc..........


One day you look for said shirt..........gone.........wife says"oh yea that old thing,I threw it away"!




WTF is that shit.................problem solved......no more wife for me.

[CRASH]

Man, you guys are a bunch of fucking pansies ! My wife doesn't move any of my shit. LOL !!

[Baron Von Crowder]

Man, you guys are a bunch of fucking pansies ! My wife doesn't move any of my shit. LOL !!

Mine does, but when I ask about it she goes and gets it herself.

[Silverback]

Just rub your sweaty balls on all of her stuff, when she asks why everything smells like balls, you explain that if she will stop hiding your stuff, you'll stop rubbing your balls on her stuff.

[4king]

What is she doing out of the kitchen?

[stephen4785]

My wife will take something and put it "in it's place". But then she forgets where it's place was. Then she'll say something like "if you put it where it belongs then you would know where it is". But she changes her mind about where things belong all the time so stuff ends up all over the place.

[dsrtuckteezy]

married life must suck..

[Redd]

Just wish wife would pick her shit up.

[DON SVO]

My wife will take something and put it "in it's place". But then she forgets where it's place was. Then she'll say something like "if you put it where it belongs then you would know where it is". But she changes her mind about where things belong all the time so stuff ends up all over the place.

put her in her place then!

[KBScobravert]

I think it is funny that all you guys think the stuff you are saying they hide actually belongs to you.

[crapstang]

tell her to go get it

[Stocksilver02]

All of this is in the "contract" called marriage in small tiny fonted letters, where you would need a magnifying glass to see.